“so Anyway, I Started Blasting”

That scene in the princess bride except there’s no miracle pill and he stays mostly dead 💀

Bestie she’s borderline a minor 😃

rhy: brother, let’s hit the town!

kell:

this is so fucking dumb but i wanted a break from my lab report xoxo

Current read: Call of the Bone Ships by RJ Barker

Book 2 of the Tide Child trilogy

If you grew up reading Ranger’s Apprentice/Brotherband then I highly recommend this series— lots of nautical elements including ship lingo and long voyages. It’s a high fantasy series, so it has Pirates of the Caribbean-esque elements as well. The sea battles are incredibly well-written.

‼️‼️🗣️🗣️ SEA DRAGONS 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

I’ve seen reviewers classify these books as grimdark, but I disagree with that mainly because of the main character Joron and his captain (shipwife), Lucky Meas. Though hardened by the circumstances of their lives and their tragic pasts, both of these characters, along with many of the side characters, have strong moral compasses and a conviction to do what’s right.

I’m enjoying this series a lot so far and I think it definitely deserves to more well-known. I would love to see the fandom grow too because I haven’t found anyone to talk about it with yet 🥲 (if you have read them pls interact bc I am desperate to scream about Joron with someone)

Reblog and put in the tags what fictional character comes to mind first when you hear the name “Rose.” Expose yourselves.

what if i never stopped crying huh?

When I realized what the little title picture with the cassette tape actually meant all along 😃

POV: you're Jonathan Harker on May 4th trying to ask your innkeeper about the mysterious Count you're supposed to be meeting

Me, a chemistry major, hearing the name Robert Boyle:

Okay

But has anyone else been tricked into liking Kipps??

Like???

I did NOT sign up to care for this ginger lamppost yet here I am WORRYING ABOUT HIM AS IF HE WERE MY SON??¿?

I WILL PROTECT HIM!!

HE IS PURE!!! AND DESERVES LOVE!!