Me When A Certain Two Side Characters Were Killed Off:

Rebooting the Jamshid meme I made for my Daevabad read through bc I would die for Saze

“SHITSHITSHITSHIT” “Martin stay with me” “SHIT SHIT SHIT” *sounds of gunfire and bagpipes*

On today’s episode of I should be writing a lab report

Ah yes, the TmagP avatars:

guy who got peer pressured into eye removal by a building (i assume)

Incredibly talented artist… what will they do? Hurt people probably

Killed his wife, now he’s the garden

Violin player (evil)

73 million needles in a trench coat

Jorgen’s character development really threw me for a loop. I HATED this man in the first book 😭

Ok bitches I lied about skyward flight. I started the magnus archives and it’s my new hyperfixation ✨

Trevor really out there slaying on those streets

powerpoint night at 35 portland row

“Dammit”:

unoriginal

mild

overused

“Hag’s tits”:

forceful

unexpected

startling

Finished Defiant I am a husk. Skyward legacy series when.

At my funeral I don’t want them to play traditional hymns n shit I want an original soundtrack by Will Wood to play throughout the service pls and thank you