Hood’s voice was levelled, intentionally monotonous, as if attempting to convince himself he didn’t care. With indifferent finality, he stated, “The books were confiscated.” The goons gasped. OR Bruce and Jason disagree, someone (Jason) gets their literature taken away from them. Queue a melodramatic monologue, a city-wide revolt, and a very concerned older sibling.
Damian will never admit this but when ever Bruce gets injured he sneaks into his room and cuddles him. Bruce knows oviosly but he knows that Damian needs to be reashured that Bruce is ok so he never mentions it. Like how he never mentions if any of his other kids join or if Dick and Jason hang around the manor more. He does not agnoleage that Cass follows him around. Or Steph needing to "find something" she convenianty forgot in the room Bruce's in and that ever time she asks if he needs something or if he feels pain anywhere. Or when Duke goes to "study" in the room Bruce's in because it "has good lighting' or "is his faveriote spot to study in."
Because if there is one thing that they got from Bruce it is their emotional constipation when it comes to talking about their feeling and worries.
Imagine Jason Todd and Cassandra (Cass) Wayne (because there is no way she is keeping the last name "Cain") where bio siblings (twins or something) and Bruce only found out after Jason died.
Now Bruce has to deal with Jason's death (please get some therapy) Dick finding out about said death, a new daughter ( because no way is he turning away his sons sister and this small pint-sized child that appeared at his door. ( And there is a up and coming Crime Boss ) ( maybe add baby Damian too)
Counter AU is when Jason tries finds if he has any relatives he find out he has a older (because I find it funny that Cass is older then Jason because he is built like a brick wall) sister.
Ok that is Adorable and FINALY a reason that Dick mom called him Robin
I wonder how the batkids would react to the reasoning behind the nickname?
Hello tumblr here’s a comic panel redraw for u bc I love theym <3
Original:
That third one is Tim with a white strip down the middle. I like them all to be honest.
(I like the forth one best though)
some jasons and hairdos ✂️
I just thought of a au where all the Batkids are kind of like mob bosses but more in a “Red hood/kill the bad people in the city but leave the not so horrible ones to reform” way. But Bruce is good dad Bruce that love his kids and is a normal civilian that still has training form ether Alfred or still when on the travel the world training thing. But did not become Batman and is like the Batfamily webtoon Bruce. In which he is sweet and calls his kids nicknames just being a good dad/person.
Wether Bruce knows what his kids are doing is up to anyone to interpret but I think it is funny either way because the Batkids are in the living room talking about some plan then Bruce comes in and is like: Hello Jason, Dick, Damian, Tim, Cass, Steph, Duke (did I forget any base kids?) while giving them a kiss on their head. Goes and gets something and while he is leaving he hears “Thank goodness we switch to a different topic before he can in” and Bruce just smiles because he knows but does not want to put them out there.
(Babs is in the “secret” Batcave)
So you know how Zeus turned into the husdand of a woman (I think it was heraculs ) and pretended to be him and slept with her and they had a child and the kid looks like the husdand.
What is Posidon pretended to be Bruce Wayne and I do not know but now Percy has three parents Posidon Sally and Bruce add Posdion and Neptune never only being one person at a time and he has four parents and SOO many questions. (So does Bruce.)
Tell me WHY I saw these two Meme on My for you page one right after the other:
To: My brother
From: @hauntedpeanuttalele on Tumblr
This was a thing from youtube on D&D with this and a all seeing demon(?)
Jason: Hey so as my stalker exactly how much of my life have you seen? Tim, reviewing his most recent pictures: Are you asking because last week you tripped on your own shoelaces in the hallway and fell on your face? Jason: oh..so you saw that... Tim, trying to be nice: ....no
LOOK AT TAGS CAREFULLY BEFORE READING
I want to start by saying yes I am aware of what canon Jason is like but canon is my playpen and I am an unruly toddler
Reality or Hallucinations; As Long As You're Here With Me by: KazeshiniSora 8 parts not finished talk of dead people/death (Jason) and implied rape (Dick)
Harder Than You Think (Telling Dreams From One Another) by: JaylaFireGal
Undead and Ghost by: llillilholillill
Recertification by: queenjean
Batman: World's Best Jungle Gym by: misskitka
Dirty colors by: Oddball03 (alternete meeting)
Batman's Bat by: Samantha_Mark (poor Betsy she was a good bat 😭)
No Cops at Pride, Only Red Hood by: Xenia12
It begins.. (in a good way) by: Skelly_712
The Red Hood Gang by: Skelly_712
The Red Hood Monologue by: Chilli_W (The books!! Not the books!!)
(Call me Red Hood because I am book obsessed)