This Was A Thing From Youtube On D&D With This And A All Seeing Demon(?)

So I’ve been introduced to the “Blinky is Jim’s biological dad” AU and I fell in love with the idea of Blinky showing up as a John Doe at the same hospital Barbara is working at. They meet here and there as the hospital monitors and tries to figure out what to do with him since he has no memory of where he’s from and no one has claimed to know him.

He takes on the name James Lake and gets settled into a new life in Arcadia. Barbara becomes a dear friend to him and she frequently comes over to try his cooking (a hobby he picks up after he becomes enamored with food and flavors). Within a couple years they’re married with a beautiful little boy.

When James disappears on Jim’s fifth birthday, Barbara’s conflicted. Part of her wants to be angry at him for up and leaving while another part of her wonders if his memories came back and he left to return to his old life. Or maybe he went out and something happened that made him lose himself, again, and now he’s wondering around some other place with no idea he has a wife and son waiting for him. Regardless of why he disappeared, it’s still heartbreaking and hardly makes it any easier when he shows up in her house years later acting like he doesn’t know what his own name is or that Jim’s his son.

Other thoughts on this AU:

I like the “Jim shows certain troll-like traits as he grows up like clinging to his parents and eating questionable items” thing

Jim decides one Halloween to be a troll warrior and Blinky helps him make his costume. He adds the extra arms even though he can’t for the life of him remember seeing trolls depicted like that in any of the shows Jim watches or the books they read to him

When he first wakes up, Blinky has a strange appetite that, like in the show, causes him a lot of stomach issues. After he’s introduced to better foods, he decides he’ll occupy his time with exploring recipes and flavors

One day Aaarrrgghh catches Blinky’s scent and follows it back to the Lake home. He inherently knows that the man in the window is Blinky - the scent leads to him and the voice matches perfectly to his friend. He doesn’t tell anyone in Troll Market nor does he interfere with the life Blinky has seemingly made for himself. Instead, he watches over the family even after Blinky returns to troll form

Blinky doesn’t really question why Aaarrrgghh makes a point to check up on this one specific human family and after a couple visits he elects to leave his friend to it on his own. The larger troll never explains his attachment to them, but Blinky trusts his friend has his reasons

When Blinky is turned back into a human and Barbara reveals who he was before, he ends up staying with Jim and Barbara in hopes of awakening some of his memories. It works, gradually, and he and Barbara are able to rekindle their relationship

Instead of Jim simply taking Blinky back to Troll Market when he pauses time, he brings both his parents back to his house - they’re gonna have to tell his mom the truth eventually and she already saw the transformation. 

I hc that Bruce randomly drops lore about his life before he became Batman.

The Justice League, The Titians, young Justice and all other superhero groups are at the watch tower no one knows that Batfamily even execets even Wally only knows Dick is Nightwing and Bruce is Batman ONLY. But Bruce is under the assumtion that they know his identaity becuase it has been over a century they have to know right?

Training in separate groups and there is a break with everyone on couches talking

Batman starts speaking and everyone stops what they are doing: This remindes me of Nick.

Superman: Who is Nick, Batman

Oh I never did mention him did I? By Nick I mean Saint Nikolus or Santa

EVreyone: SANTA?!?!?!

Yes? How else was I supposed to learn how to sneak around Superman?

Wait! I thoungh you said that you trained under *List of assassion supervillians that get worse with every name*?!?!?

WHAT?

I did but Saint Nickolus was the best at stealth

The people of the younger side (-Tim): I thought Santa was make beleive?

Batman confused:N-

Red Hood & all the other batkids (-Tim): SANTA IS REAL??! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US DAD?!?!

Everyone:DAD?!?!

Wally: I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD A CRIME LORD AND HERO SIBLINGS?!?!

Nightwing: Did you think they did nothing when we went out ?

Wally: YES

Everyone: You knew!

Wally: I knew that Batman was Nightwings dad nothing more.

Barry: You did not think to let me know?!?!

Wally: Oh sure and get killed by Batman!

Superboy 1: Why are you not surprised by any of this Red Robin?

Red Robin: I killed Santa

What!

Red Robin: BUT he is ok now!

( I'm pretty sure he doesn't get revived but for this he's revived)

I would finnish but it is Mid-night and I want to go to bed

Bruce and Jason fix that I can remember the name of

So the fix is that Bruce got hit with a truth serum that kind of just makes Bruce say the first thing that come to mind. So Jason still convinced that Bruce hates him asks Bruce what he thinks of him. Bruce answers like this: (be warned I do not remember how it went exactly)

Jason: What do you think of me?!

Bruce: Baby

Jason convinced that Bruce that some how found a way around the serum: What about Dick?!?!

Bruce: Acrobat Baby

Jason: Tim

Bruce: Tech Baby ( or smart baby)

Jason: Steph

Bruce: Purple Baby

Jason ,getting annoyed: How about Duke

Bruce: Light Baby

Jason: Damian!

Bruce: Staby baby

Jason: Cass?

Bruce: Ballerina baby

And I find it funny and love that in Bruce’s mind they are all baby just baby (thought I do think that Jason is “Book baby” not just baby). It is adorable and I there are other fluff fic like this I want them please. Thank you and have a lovely rest of your night/morning/evening.

"An elevator can raise a child" Dam it hurts because it true

(For contects I DID NOT SEE ALL OF DRAGON BALL Z ((or any really))

I love the ship but also the platonic version of this too.

Hal: what's that?

Bruce: *intense glaring on J'onn*

J'onn: *vibing*

Barry: who knows? *drinks smoothie*

Meanwhile Bruce and J'onn telepathically:

Bruce: I'm sending good vibes in your direction *bat-glare* do not resist

J'onn: this is terrifyingly nice of you, thank you, Batman

...

Dick: there are good things coming your way, you can't escape, they are going to get you

M'gann: that's ominously sweet of you, thanks

THE BABY

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#onthisday I love him #batman #batfamily #nightwing #richardgrayson #fyp #foryoupage

The Red Hood Monologue

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Summary:

Hood’s voice was levelled, intentionally monotonous, as if attempting to convince himself he didn’t care. With indifferent finality, he stated, “The books were confiscated.” The goons gasped. OR Bruce and Jason disagree, someone (Jason) gets their literature taken away from them. Queue a melodramatic monologue, a city-wide revolt, and a very concerned older sibling.

Goons yes

I laught so hard when I learned it is not a made up idea but a real panel. I fully believe that there is someone in the DC universe that found out Bruce is Batman and because Bruce did this no one believes them.

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments