Jack: If We Disband The Union

Officially taking applications for the Nunzio fan club

I have a question...It might seem strange...How are your lungs? Are they in pain? ‘Cause mine are aching, think I know why...I kinda like it though...you wanna try???

would you be so kind as to FALLINLOVEWITHME???you see, I'm trying!! Iknowyouknowthat I like you... but that's not enough!!(this song is great!!)

‪“Spot Conlon is short,” i say into the mic.‬

‪The crowd applauds. I begin to walk off proudly, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

‪"I’m not short" I hear a from a voice I recognise as Spot conlons, I look around the crowd trying to find him, I can’t, he’s too short

race higgins: may i have that cupcake please?

davey jacobs: no, you may not. i made these for les’s birthday

race higgins: but I was polite and said please.

davey jacobs: i was polite too, and i said no you may not, and told you why.

race higgins: … [ takes the cupcake and runs ]

a discovery

y’all, we were wrong all along. jesse tuck isn’t crutchie morris when he moves to new york in the 1890’s, he’s roger the cryptid newsie

Headcanon #2

Jack has a little mini-cactus plant named Hank that he keeps in the lodging house because it’s “like in Santa Fe.” He makes the other newsies water Hank on certain days of the week. He once tried to sleep with Hank like a teddy bear, but regretted it in the morning with several needles sticking out of his face.

Race: *singing softly to himself* Mothman-Man, Mothman-Man, does whatever a Mothman can

Headcanon #3

The mornings at the lodging house are normally a lot to take in. They are loud and hectic, but it’s when Jack puts on his cowboy hat when things really heat up. Albert and Race look at the hat and the back at each other; Jack groans. 

“Whats that? A hat. A crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept. Hair unsightly. Tryin’ to like Kiera Knightly. We’ve been there. We’ve done that. We see right through your funky hat,” Albert and Racetrack chorus in unison. They do this every morning. dance moves and all.

(It’s the Crazy funky hat song from Wizards of Waverly Place. Albert and Race would 100% tease Jack with this and he’d hate it. Link:https://youtu.be/V_gVb3z6vtc)  

king of new york: *playing*

me, slapping anything and anyone nearby: here he comes here he comES HERE HE COMES 

king of new york:

me:          THEeRE H HHE IS S!!!

My girls!!

@headcanons-making-headlines

this is where we clash