Heart-dagger - Left Ventricle Perforator

Cute Moth girl eats ur clothes (Commission for Noworiii)

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again

werewolf who thinks it's so embarrassing to be trained and is too proud to obey some mere human like a domestic dog... but those treats you're holding do smell kind of good... maybe sitting on command just once wouldn't hurt...

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

Still firm on my idea that we should ban advertising.

Lain in the wires

bark! arf! ruff!