“i’m emotionally strong” i think as i hit shuffle on the i saw the tv glow soundtrack.
my heart is like a claw machine
crying immediately
tumblr why do you think i am interested in greek mythology the only mythology i care about is the kind that involves gay people and murder and ridiculously convoluted plotlines with connections as vague as anything on the scp wiki.
werewolf who thinks it's so embarrassing to be trained and is too proud to obey some mere human like a domestic dog... but those treats you're holding do smell kind of good... maybe sitting on command just once wouldn't hurt...
queer people will have life altering conversations with you for pure love of the game
sometimes your robot gf craves a simpler existence for a little while
urg we need something like this so bad bc 1) gender 2) well finally be free of pollen
Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
whenever i hear someone use the phrase "giving head" i think of headpats and then get really disappointed when that isn't what they're talking about.
returning to unhealthy internet usage patterns after a brief break to touch grass. we know how this is supposed to work at this point.(banner rendered with cbonsai and cool-retro-term, profile picture rendered wit helix and cool-retro-term)
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