returning to unhealthy internet usage patterns after a brief break to touch grass. we know how this is supposed to work at this point.(banner rendered with cbonsai and cool-retro-term, profile picture rendered wit helix and cool-retro-term)
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timeloop this timeloop that. you people are sooo repetitive similar to something else i’m aware of
can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess
Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that
some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning
“we should talk more often” i say, knowing what i actually mean is “i want to take this social relationship as far as it goes as fast as it goes because nobody lives forever and it would be tragic not to see how things end up”
what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately
Discord bot that randomly decides on times for users to go puppymode and be incapable of using any words that aren't bark arf or ruff and incapable of sending non-puppy non-heart emojis
demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms
Me too eevee
tbh it's kinda funny when a lesbian helps a trans girl transition like yeah you would want that to happen wouldn't you
don’t worry I didn’t listen to either of them
No way out
Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
what i've been up to the past 20 minutes
evolution dysphoria
every time i see colored text on tumblr my first question is “is this the caption for someone’s art or am i about to read a strangely well written short story about someone’s hyper specific kink?”
okay, not to be that person, but the datakrash was happening around the time johnny died. it set back technology decades, and is probably why johnny isn't concerned about the changes to netrunning since his death
The game should give Johnny Silverhand SO much more shit for being dead 50 years. He should be so out of touch. Like, the one scene where you show up to a club he played, and it's a noodle shop. Way more of that. His slang should be fucken antique. He should hate all the new music. I mean. I'm sure he does! But he should pop up just to bitch about the radio.
And his idea of what your average netrunner can do should be way out of date. V does some shit that's not even top-tier, like my V who is mostly real good at throwing daggers through people's eyes, and he's like--shit I didn't know you where that good. And V's like...??? Ok??
I want a scene where some snotnosed kid with pink vinyl pants and a smiley face visor says that sure, Alt Cunningham was one of the greats back then, but modern netrunners have surpassed her by miles, and Johnny tries to take control of you by force just to punch them.
somehow cyberpunk has inflicted the stealth archer curse on me more than skyrim ever did
inspired by a friend misspeaking
i take http rate limits extremely personally. where you see "secondary rate limit exceeded", i see:
More helmless Gabe I guess
Go my scarab
Lo-fi Lain
i have got to stop hyperfixating on homocidal 50+ year old men