Joke-Explainer 7000 I Love Ya But Yo Joey Knowledge Kinda Finna Be Lacking Doey

literally i'm at school and i look like a crazy person smiling like this but i don't CARE

THE HAIR AND MAKEUP FROM MIITOPIA!!!!!! AND THE MIIS LIVE OUTSIDE!!!!!!

THEY ARE SO HAPPY AND JOYPILLED RHGHTNGGMFNTGM

LITERALLY EVERYONE COPE TOMODACHI LIFE 2 IS REAL

GET FUCKED

so this guy right

like . this is about him correct

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.

I love them.... All of them......

(I hit the image limit :( I have more waddles I love :( this is unfair)

OH MY GOD WOW HI SMEEM

yes this is garfield (very based) he was made in 1981 and i got him off ebay for $15 !!!!!

here is a picture of him and another picture of felix :3

smeemos i think i have a relative of yours in my house

his name is felix he's a skinny little man who is afraid of the vacuum

GARFIELD SPOTTED

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream

Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream Trailer Analysis

Going strictly off of what we have seen so far, here are a number of observations that can be made.

First things first, the Miis have ears now. It also appears as though every Mii they have shown off so far has a hairstyle different to the vanilla Mii Maker hairstyles as well. A number of Miis present are also wearing makeup and have highlights in their hair, which probably indicates that the Miitopia Mii Maker will be returning (or some variation of it at least will be.)

The main focus of the trailer seems to be the activities a lot of the Miis are getting involved with, with a greatly expanded world for them to interact. Each Mii appears to have their own house instead of sharing an apartment. Presumably the color of each house is indicated by the Mii's favorite color.

Out of all the new locations visible so far, we have Mii News, the pawn shop, food mart, clothing store, and interior store. In addition to those, we have a new building called Quik Build, which we know nothing about. Though if I had to speculate, I assume this shop will be used for building houses or other things on the island, or something of that nature. No hat shop anymore it appears, instead it seems as if the clothing store will probably be combined with the hat shop.

A building named Tomoria and a lighthouse are also visible, I assume that Tomoria is the cafe. The lighthouse is an entirely new structure, which appears to just be a visitor location akin to the tower or the beach.

Now, besides all of this, I speculate there is a lot we have yet to see. For one thing, we still have no clue if gay marriage will be a thing in this game (or if marriage will be a thing at all, but it would be kind of ridiculous for them to just get rid of that suddenly). For another, design wise, this game definitely seems to be leaning down the same route as Animal Crossing New Horizons, and I believe it is a possibility that we may end up with the ability to customize or decorate our own islands in some form. The new building points to that potentially being a thing, but I suppose we won't know until we get more details. For now, we await more news before the 2026 release.

it's a win for me 👏

how many times is he going to talk about nirvana beans

this is the best thing i've ever read because it's even WRITTEN in character

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

sighs and unzips

chomp chomp applè