Tell Me This Isn’t Their Exact Dynamic

I was watching an asmr video where the whole point was that what he said was weird and nonsensical to sort of lull your mind and then he just said “This is a sock, it keeps your feet moist” and I feel like that phrase cornered me in a rainy allyway in mid 1930s America while wearing a trench coat and fedora, beat me within an inch of consciousness, stole my wallet and then threw me over the tracks of a freight train

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE DESERVED ALPINE IN TFATWS MAN THE FUCK UP SEBASTIAN TAKE AN ALLEGRA AND BUST THAT PUSSY OUT

Bad night?... Alpine to the rescue! :)

Me at 3:00am: *sobbing* my friends are all so sexy and beautiful and they refuse to believe how amazing they are they’re literally everything they’re there when my parents aren’t I love them all so much

Me the next morning: Hello you worthless motherfuckers I’m here to annoy you

Little jayvik comic based on a scene from “A New Era” fic by @spicedrobot​! LOVED the fic, really wanted to draw this scene from it too (you can find the fic on ao3, be aware it’s n/sfw!).

This is the lucky money stink. Reblog within 1 hour receive vast wealth in the week

What do you mean that’s not the exact dialogue

I.....

This man is so beautiful!

I love his eyes

I love his freckles

I love his puppy smile with those teeth

And another type of smiles

I love his stubble

Another stubble

I love his hair

I love Alec Hardy

I love David Tennant!

Goodbye i told siri to remind me that a woman named debb is coming to drop off a camera tomorrow and this is what she thought i said

Dean Winchester - bi

Jack Kline - nonbinary

Castiel - demisexual, nonbinary, and gay. I personally believe him to be pan and would’ve fallen for dean without a second thought of gender but he’s just such an absolute gay icon I couldn’t not put him with the rainbow flag

Kaia Nieves - lesbian

Crowley - pan

Claire Novak - lesbian

Sam Winchester - pan, nonbinary. Canon he/they my beloved🥰 

Charlie Bradbury - lesbian

Billie - genderfluid

Rowena - bi

Chuck - bi

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+bonus

John Winchester is #superstraight 😘

We should’ve gotten a real foursome scene tbh, none of this cut-together-parallel-scenes bullshit, let them all fuck you cowards

the relationships in hannibal are so weird like will has kissed alana who had sex with hannibal who's in love with will who had sex with margot who is now married to alana??