I was watching an asmr video where the whole point was that what he said was weird and nonsensical to sort of lull your mind and then he just said “This is a sock, it keeps your feet moist” and I feel like that phrase cornered me in a rainy allyway in mid 1930s America while wearing a trench coat and fedora, beat me within an inch of consciousness, stole my wallet and then threw me over the tracks of a freight train
Misha as smoking Ben Affleck: A trilogy
I ain’t sayin I’m open or free but I’m open and free👀
what if we... rolled around in field of flowers (and we're both girls)
just joking... unless?
I’m begging each and every person who reads this to send me some fics/art of reddie with their Pomeranian. Or anything else that has them with a pom really. I’m in a mood rn and that mood is reddie cuddling a fluffy ass little doggo.
Richie: My dick is like life
Bill: short
Stan: disappointing
Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason
Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older
Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better
Idk what’s in between, all I know is that these things are at opposite ends:
New life motto
what, and i cannot stress this enough, a fucking week.
Holy shit the way that this is everything to me
✨MCU characters as animal crossing characters✨
My gay ass needed a moment