john walker in the post-credits scene be like
Excuse me this is pansexual erasure, look me in the eyes and tell me that tiny bastard man cares who he sleeps with so long as hamburger buns are involved. You can't.
the way the only cishet in the gang is frank
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE DESERVED ALPINE IN TFATWS MAN THE FUCK UP SEBASTIAN TAKE AN ALLEGRA AND BUST THAT PUSSY OUT
Bad night?... Alpine to the rescue! :)
Me
“The only things keeping me going at this point are sheer stubbornness, spite, and, honestly, social anxiety.”
—Farah Black
I’m sorry I just... I just really love him... he’s just my favorite thing, I’ll get over it just let me.... GRRRRRRR i love him
(um, excuse me you gorgeous bitch where have you been all my life?)
(yes I know I’ve already done this one but…)
(I’m sorry guys I had to😋😎)
Just pretend I have the editing skills to change all the titles to Coping
Hiccup: *breaths*
Astrid, already whipping out the strap on: Hands and knees bitch boy