Why Does This Literally Sound Like Something The Characters Would ACTUALLY Legitimately Say?

Okay, FUCKERS, it’s time to expose yourselves for the FILTHY SINNERS you are and put your favorite hetero ship in the tags!!

what, and i cannot stress this enough, a fucking week.

“You don’t know you’re bi, you’re just experimenting.”

And? What about it? Our heteronormative society didn’t teach me liking the same gender was even possible until I was 11, so if I wanna experiment fuckin let me. I’m a dumbass, you expect me to figure out my sexuality by just like... KNOWING??? Nah. I could be lending my (frankly incredible)intellect to the aliens plotting the systematic dismantling of the government or robbing a bank. Instead here I am eating pussy and sucking dick. I’m not saying I don’t do those things, but the double trouble jangling’s sure slowing it down.

Hell yeah

Some Endgame stickers I did for SMASHcon! 

I’m begging each and every person who reads this to send me some fics/art of reddie with their Pomeranian. Or anything else that has them with a pom really. I’m in a mood rn and that mood is reddie cuddling a fluffy ass little doggo.

can i get a 

I feel like it should be known that at one point I accidentally saved after deleting Eddie’s body, so now I have a picture of you know I had to do it to em Richie staring at Eddie’s disembodied head.

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I’m probably not the first person to do this but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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