No Offence But I Literally Hate Everyone And I Think It’s Really Rude When People

Okay but you’re right and you should say it

scarlet screams the type of character who'd only be seen in like 6 inch heals.

Me at 3:00am: *sobbing* my friends are all so sexy and beautiful and they refuse to believe how amazing they are they’re literally everything they’re there when my parents aren’t I love them all so much

Me the next morning: Hello you worthless motherfuckers I’m here to annoy you

Will: Welcome to pride month, we’re all depressed sentient lion pilots with an LGBT twist.

Hannibal: That’s one way of putting it.

I hate my mind

I’m reblogging this to make it 69 notes

Oswald: I don't know how to tell you this, Edward, but you're in love with me.

Edward: I am?

Edward: Holy shit, I am!

Jonathan: What the fuck did I just witness?

Broke: Gotham

Woke: Oswald is hitting on some asshole and it’s not going well for anyone

Hey, I wanna write a fanfiction but I can’t motivate myself for shit, so if anyone who sees this likes reddie, please give me a fic prompt so I will feel incentive to get off my ass and write something. I will write whatever you want, adult reddie, child reddie, smut, fluff, angst, au, fix it, canon world, whatever. It’ll be a one-shot and somewhere between 2,000-10,000 words, because that’s about all my attention span can handle while still feeling like I turned out a decent thing. Please give me a reddie prompt and I’ll post it on ao3 with a link.

there are people who know me irl who think im straight and thats really funny to me