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since the quality is so bad i’m gonna list the ranking again here:
s/IMPREGNATE!!!:
2023, 1993, orange raincoat, blond, Off Beat interview (1989), ripped jeans, Dr Jeep 1990
a/peg:
Body & Soul video, 1959/Lucretia, 1994, yellow coat/1992, mpreg + hair, 2022, old + tank top
b/fuck:
Under the Gun/Love god, hentai tshirt, oily, 70s + oxford + undamaged, fashionista, twink, suit, mpreg + bald, Walter White, colorful shirt, beard + no sunglasses
c/give head:
2003, 1991 (short hair), beard, earring, this corrosion, hat
d/make out:
onion, sickly + blond, hat + no sunglasses, longest hair (1990)
someone find this.
I found this in a post of r/goth who was 4 years ago.
I actually would like to know if peoples can get me the links of the comics or gif.
Op didn’t put it unfortunately and i don’t want it to be some lost media thing
Sigh am I really gonna do one of these? Fine.
100 notes and I'll finish the script for Solarcia episode 2
200 notes and I'll ask Alex's voice actor to start recording his lines for the pilot
300 notes and I'll start storyboarding for the pilot
400 notes and I'll try to fix my sleep schedule at least a little
500 notes and I'll clean my room
600 notes and I'll attempt to be clean for one month
700 notes and I'll draw more
800 notes and I'll post some of my test animations on here
900 notes and I'll ask my mom if I can dye my hair blue
1000 notes and I'll try to feel better mentally
1500 notes and I'll actually try and accept compliments
2000 notes and I'll start being honest with my mom
2500 notes and I'll take my mental health break early
3000 notes and I'll ask my mom if we can go camping this summer
3500 notes and I'll talk to my mom about some of my recent mental health problems
4000 notes and I'll ask my mom if I can get a legitimate binder
4500 notes and I'll start the actual animation for the Solarcia pilot
5000 notes and I'll finish the Thunder Bringer animatic
10000 notes and I'll tell my mom I want to change my name
15 notes per person, no tag limit. Have fun ig
chat please make #andrew eldrussy a thing.
collection.
I’m not entirely sure what the collection is of exactly but pls rb with more
edit: gonna quickly clarify that I made I ❤️ my boyfriend Sean Brennan and Catboy Nick Cave
do the dice roll as you walk
i love ruining my works toilet on the clock
Sad Elvis: Woe, Mama
googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
people are misinterpreting this so much. OP isn't saying you don't just hate kids in general because you don't just hate things for no reason.
you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.
you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.
you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.
you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.
You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.
hi i need friends
reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
HEE NOW HEEHEE NOW
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Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)
List #1
The original that spawned all the copy cats
1. @elvis-official
2. @evil-elvis-official
3. @elvis-hell
4. @eggvis-preggsley
5. @gay-elvis
6. @catgirl-presley
7. @emo-presley
8. @werewolfelvis
9. @italian-elvis-official
10. @elvis-imitator-official
11. @eagle-elvis
12. @snailvis
13. @pelvis-presley
14. @mii-elvis
15. @transfem-elvis
16. @transmasc-elvis
17. @miniature-elvis
18. @elvis-unofficial
19. @haiku-presley-elvis
20. @sauromon-presley-the-orber
21. @mouseelvis
22. @scary-elvis
23. @nonbinary-elvis
24. @gen-z-elvis
25. @elvispurrsley
26. @elvis-parsley-official
27. @italian-elvis
28. @italian-elvis-unofficial
29. @invincible-elvis-official
30. @gayelvissupportivefather
31. @phannie-elvis
32. @Robot-Elvis (may he rest in peace)
33. @elvis-compressedly
34. @yelserp-sivle
35. @elvish--presley
36. @elvis-parsley-chiapet
37. @penvis-presley
38. @lionelvis
39. @grian-elvis-prestley
40. @elvis-mumbo
41. @dynamite-elvis-offical
42. @ghost-of-elvis-official
43. @the-ghost-of-elvis
44. @shark-presley
45. @elvis-official-impersonator
46. @catboy-presley
47. @elvis-resercher-official
48. @elvis-exterminator
49. @furina-de-fontelvis
50. @leprechaun-elvis-official
Current Elvis count on tumblr.com: 50+!
THIS LIST IS FULL!!
its ok bro it was funny asf
The pussies of mercy: Purrland
i share a name with this guy?? 😭
Bromley (from swan Princess) x Princess reader.
Bromley had always been content with his role as the loyal friend and sidekick to Prince Derek. He had accepted that he wasn't the one to get the girl, that he was just a supporting character in Derek's story. But everything changed one day when he met Princess Y/n.
y/n was unlike any other princess Bromley had ever met. She was fierce, Independent, and had a sharp wit that matched his own. From the moment they met, they had a frenemies kind of relationship. They constantly bickered and teased each other,
but deep down, Bromley couldn't help but feel drawn to her. Derek had asked him about his feelings towards Y/n saying that he just wanted to see his friend get his happy ending but Despite his growing feelings, Bromley refused to admit them, not even to himself. He had convinced himself that he was content with just being friends and that he didn't want to risk ruining their relationship. But everything changed when Derek revealed something she had told him.
She always wore an eye patch and the reasoning behind that was shocking. She had an eye that could travel through parallel versions of the future after she was cursed as a baby although she'd say it was more of a gift than a curse. Derek prompted him to go ask to travel into his future so that he could see if 'side characters' could get happy endings or not. The thought of being able to see what the future held was exhilarating. But then a thought occurred to him. What if he saw a future where she wasn't in his life? What if he saw a future where she was with someone else.
But Bromley shook off his anxiety the best he could. He went to Y/n and asked her to show him his future, she warned him that he shouldn't take the future in the parallel universe too seriously seeing as they can make their own future. "Take my hand. And don't let go, or you could end up in the wrong place and be lost forever" She had said to him before they stepped through the portal. "Aww you do care" he said teasingly just as she grabbed his hand and jumped through the portal. Once they landed she teased him for screaming like a girl.
She took note that they ended up at a slightly different version of her castle, she had a bad feeling upon seeing a statue of herself in front of the castle. She knew that it might mean she was dead in this universe. She told him to go on ahead and to meet her in the gardens later so they could go home. And she also told him to remember what she said about the future here not being set in stone.
Bromlelys anxiety grew but he still pushed it down as he searched for his future self. He was shocked to find out what the future held in store in this universe.. He had grown up quite a bit and was clearly harboring a lot of pain. He was known as "Sir Bromley" and he was now in charge of Y/n's kingdom.
"You wouldn't know what it's like to lose her." Older Bromley said to him. "What happened..?" Bromley asked. He then found out that there was a war and that future Bromley blamed himself for the fate she met. He told him that the longer he hesitated to tell her how he felt then the sooner her untimely end would come.
The more you let your fear hold you back, the sooner it's going to hurt once she's gone. Don't make the same mistake I did, you still have a chance to have your happy ending even if you don't think it's in the cards for you.
"Tell her how you feel before it's too late."
With those words ringing in his ears, Bromley knew that he had to make sure the future didn't end tragically. He ran into the garden and sought out y/n and before she could ask any questions he hugged her tightly before he poured his heart out to her, his feelings and his determination to prevent losing her.
Y/n was taken aback by his confession, but she couldn't deny the way her heart fluttered at the thought of Bromley liking her. but she had never pursued anything with him because of their constant bickering. He told her about the tragedy that might occur in the future and as make a rather impulsive ask without thinking it through. You see Y/ns kingdom used to sail the seas and he knew how much y/n loved that so he asked her to run/sail away with him and they could make their own future.
Y/n didn't hate the idea seeing as she was never interested in ruling a kingdom but she knew that they still had a bit of growing up to do, she accepted his feelings and her own, she told him that eventually she'd go away with him but not just yet. It took a good 4 years before she was sure they were ready. And in that 4 years he was kind and loyal he showed time and time again that as long as he was around he would keep her safe. They made each other laugh and helped each other grow as people. needles to say their relationship was filled with unconditional love that anyone could see.
Derick and Odette were there to see them off as they sailed towards their future together, hand in hand, Bromley remembered his chat with parallel future him and knew that he would be willing to lose everything in life as long as he got to keep her. They had both taken a chance on love and had found happiness. Proving that anyone could find true love. A hero, a villain or in his case a sidekick. <3
why can i see michael jackson
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how tf do people keep their main blogs aesthetic? side blogs are easy when its focused on a topic and curated but MAIN?!?! are you a mad man?!?!
op missed the perfect opportunity </3
hope it gets made up with meowhaus /j
The pussies of mercy: Purrland
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THE PUSSIES OF MERCY 😭🙏🏻
The pussies of mercy: Purrland
Sometimes Gatekeeping Is Good!
Okay but fr I think mild gatekeeping in alternative subcultures is okay, because I think we shouldn't just let anyone in.
I don't think a Trump supporter should be able to say they're a punk and I don't think someone who sees goth as PURELY "egirl" fashion should be allowed to call themselves goth. Idk if this makes me sound like an asshole but imo if you don't regularly listen to the music or aren't aware of the history/movement behind a subculture, you aren't in it.
I do think there is a level of gatekeeping that is too far but my brain can't put it into words rn if you understand.
I see way too many posts about being really affectionate with your friends and if you aren't hugging and kissing your friends then you don't really have friends and you should be in love with your friends a little bit and it annoys me so here's a post that shouts out non-affectionate friends. shoutout to the people who don't like affection or hugging or being super gushy with each other but still love and appreciate their friends dearly. shoutout to the people who find it really hard to be emotionally vulnerable and sweet but are still always there for you in a crisis. shoutout to people who don't have to be hugging you constantly to prove that they care about you
i really hate how sexualised goth is, idc if a goth does sex work but i have a problem when people just use the label and aesthetic as a porn category if you get what i mean.
its watering down a rich subculture for the sake of gaining profit via gooners and thats really tragic imo.
this is probably gonna sound like gatekeeping to some but idc
wii mama, is this you, @snailvis?
no because its all just egirls in kink wear i lowk wanna unfollow the tag because its all softcore porn
tradgoth pov doomscrolling: >big tiddy "goth" gf >spicy "content" >ai generated "content" is the goth tag beyond saving at this point anyway here's bauhaus
I played IBAD3 again and had so much fun I made some doodles.
Also Jackie is here because I deserve nice things <3
Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken
