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look at my crime lord dawg im going to jail 😭😭

quick olympic slaying it down redraw.. olympics giving good figure drawing ref fr 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Bruce in a stretched out Nightwing suit:

Tim: Bruce Thomas Wayne, take that shit off NOW! Your bones are CREAKING trying to replicate Dick’s flips

Bruce: Bludhaven needs Nightwing

Tim: The seams are ripping on that costume, get out and let me put the stupid suit on, you don’t have the ass to be Nightwing

Bruce: I’ll have you know I was named sexiest man alive for three years straight! My ass is perfectly fine!

No bitches?

HAHHAHAAHAAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAG

Bruce: Has anyone seen Jason and Damian?

Tim: That went out

Bruce: For what?

Dick: Something about Jason breaking a whetstone- don't ask- and Damian demanding he replace that

Bruce: We already have a whetstone for the batarang

Tim: Yeah, but Damian said and I quote "My katana was forged by greatest bladesmiths the League of Assassins has to offer, that cheap rock will not go anywhere near it"

Bruce: ...That does sound like Damian

Dick: Yep. So now we're just waiting on them

[5 minutes later]

Tim: [looks at his phone and starts laughing]

Tim: You guys are not gonna believe this

Dick: What?

[Shows a trending video of Jason walking across a parking lot with a bag in one hand and a screaming Damian under his arm, before noticing the camera and saying, "don't worry, he's mine I'm not stealing him." *pause* "if I was gonna take one, it definitely wouldn't be this asshole"]

Bruce: [tired sigh] Sadly, I can believe it...

Dick: Well, at least he got the whetstone

godDAMN

dinah lance died on the cross to give us this

Tim: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Jason: Nat 20 Charisma.

Tim: That is NOT how that works.

Interviewer: so what is your opinion on real-life fanfiction?

Cass: hmm?

Interviewer: fanfiction centering around real people. Such as yourselves.

Tim, grinning: well I mean I've been writing a self-inseet into the Wayne Family fic since I was ten, (it updates on Tuesdays, by the way) so....

Interviewer: blinks

Duke, delighted: whaaattt???

Tim: were you not made aware? I thought everyone knew, and we just weren't talking about it.

Dick: no, no that's definitely just you, Tim. Somehow it does not surprise me, though.

Tim: huh. Well, it's quite popular

tEEHE

[wip] i managed to squeeze in a little tim doodle between commissions though not sure it will be rendered any time in the near future lolz