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Sansa: Alright, Arya; marry, fuck, kill-

Arya: Marry Jon, fuck Gendry, kill everyone else.

Sansa: That's not-

Arya: I said what I said

The only restaurant with a no shirt and no shoes policy

a biblical themed restaurant called the Garden of Eatin’

Wonder Woman 2 will be the first production to adopt new anti-sexual harassment guidelines

Wonder Woman 2 will be the first film to employ the PGA’s anti-sexual harassment guidelines

The new guidelines were ratified by unanimous vote.

Anyone else think that the Weird Sisters would be great as the OG Superb Chasers?

Kuroo and Kenma have been in this weird sort of in-between of Dating/Not-Dating. They act like a couple, but never really talked about it or made it “official.” After watching Kruoo struggle to answer his co-worker’s simple question of “Oh, is this your boyfriend?” Kenma thinks that this has gone on long enough.

“Thank you both for coming here, I hope the journey wasn’t too much of a hassle.”

“Kenma, I practically live here and you literally bought Hinata a first-class ticket to Tokyo for this. What is going on?”

“Ah yes, the agenda for today’s meeting is to discuss your promotions.”

“Cool! Not really sure how I can get a promotion when I don’t even work for you, but sounds fun!”

“Yes, that enthusiasm is exactly how you earned this promotion.” Kenma pulls out what looks like name plaques from his hoodie. “Congratulations, Hinata, you’ve been promoted to the position of my Best Friend.” Kenma hands him the first plaque, neatly inscribed with “Hinata Shoyo - Best Friend” on it.

“YES!”

“Hey! I thought I was your best friend!”

“You had a good run, Kuro. Truly you have been the best best friend I could have ever asked for. You’ve been so good, infact, that you earned you own promotion, should you choose to accept.” Kenma slides the remaining plaque over to Kuroo, the inscription of “Kuroo Tetsuro - Fiancé” making Kuroo’s mouth drop.

“Now, I realise we’re skipping a few steps, but I figured this would make up for the delay of a promotion. Do you accept?”

Kuroo is a sobbing mess, nodding his head ‘yes’ and not noticing that Hinata had taken out a camera to snap photos.

“Great, well with that promotion comes this,” Kenma says with a smile and a few tears in his eyes as he places an open ring box on the kotatsu. “And of course there is a stipulation that you will move in full time.”

Kuroo laughs through his tears, “I think I can manage that.”

“Great. I love you.”

“Love you, too.”

Cats 🐈 🐈‍⬛

Bokuto getting injured, and having to take a month off to recover- decides to do his pt in Tokyo, and crash at his boyfriend Akaashi’s house. With him he brings the mangy street cat he forcibly adopted from a dumpster, Kuroo. Akaashi isn’t thrilled- he already has a cat of his own, a spoiled, pampered, rare male calico named Kenma. He’s nervous about them getting along, and it was a little touchy at first- Kuroo was quick to take a liking to Kenma, but Kenma took a bit longer to come around to the larger black cat.

Soon enough, they’re thick as thieves. Akaashi is baraged with photos of them cuddling together, grooming eachother, and one video of Kuroo bringing Kenma a gift of a dead mouse that Akaashi quickly begs Bokuto to get rid of.

Then, they start getting a little too close. Kenma is acting weird, shoving his butt into Kuroo’s face and yowling at him.

“I’ve never seen them cuddle like this before” Bokuto captions a video of what is clearly Kuroo mounting Kenma. Akaashi is spiralling; can cats be gay? Why was Kenma acting like that? Kuroo he gets, the bastard pain in his ass will hump anything and everything. But he was assured Kenma was a rare calico male, the breeder said so when he got him a few months ago. He just said he’d have to wait a few weeks for the balls to drop. How long was that again?

A quick trip to the vet confirms it, he had misgendered his damn cat. Now they’re expecting kittens.

“I’m too young to be a grandpa, Akaashi!”

Bodil Jane https://honestlywtf.com/art/bodil-jane/