Saw A Possum On The Way Home From The Store. He Was Exceptionally Sized

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Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Reverse the decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill

I want the Government to reverse their decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill, as this legislation contains importa

hey if you're a UK resident can you sign this petition and if not please rb to spread the word

this is an official UK government petition that they have to respond to if it reaches 10,000 signatures

Reasons I love Mew (Pokémon):

1) Kitty

2) Cat

3) Soft

4) Babey

5) Mew

hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it's one anyone can engage in!

I've rubbed dirt off the floor with a dry mop at work so much just because someone put the mop bucket away in a weird way that made me not want to even bother using it

Don't have the energy for X requirement of my current task so let me just 5 times as hard doing my task without it while also believing I'm doing less work

Four days until the ooze arrives

Six days until the ooze arrives

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

Anyone wanna pick me up, hold me close, and then shake me until you hear the spray paint can rattle?