Hmmm

dude i heard you were stuck at banjo kazooie's house & there's a big rain storm outside. are you okay? are you gonna be able to get home tomorrow? why do you keep calling it banjo kazooie's house, btw? thats two people dude, i don't think that's his legal name

The song that plays over the supermarket PA system in Rabbids Go Home just started playing at work why do I remember this

memeception

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

THERE IS NO HLVRAI2

I LIED

Earth isn't even the birthplace of Humanity, we're the fourth one to appear

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it

Circle of protection against capitalism

That man outside with the jar of honey just wants to be your friend, Don't worry