That Man Outside With The Jar Of Honey Just Wants To Be Your Friend, Don't Worry

Farewell online privacy

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it

The song that plays over the supermarket PA system in Rabbids Go Home just started playing at work why do I remember this

My brain is playing the King Zora sliding noise and won't stop

The esteemed bastards have returned from their southernly trip

Happy burfday to me

I want to just sit on a park bench for an hour near sunset and listen to nature, is that so much to ask

Brain is full of little people

I don’t think loam noticed-

(asks for loam are now open!)

Jobs give you money in exchange for your sleep schedule