The Esteemed Bastards Have Returned From Their Southernly Trip

Saw a possum on the way home from the store. He was exceptionally sized

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

Earth isn't even the birthplace of Humanity, we're the fourth one to appear

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it

I think they should rename the post button on this website to "Take a Tumble!"

I want to just sit on a park bench for an hour near sunset and listen to nature, is that so much to ask

Me being in charge of my own money was a mistake because I have expensive hobbies

I love every store brand product that tries to sound better than it actually is

Oh no, you crit failed summon monster! Instead of a monster you summon (roll a d20):

A single goblin who is unable to fight your enemies but is very enthusiastic to try

An unimpressed horse

The monster you wanted to summon, but high off its tits on acid

Ben Shapiro

An extremely confused Grey Knight Space Marine

Just a fuck ton of fancy soaps

Your own spleen

A mimic who's very embarrassed at being seen non-shapeshifted

The monster you want to summon but at 200mph

Every monster ever published in any D&D book ever all at once

The IRL game group

A heartwarming narrative about identity and personal growth in the american west

An asteroid the size of Scotland

The Discourse

An exact mental and physical copy of yourself who insists that they just summoned you

Your dad who went to the store to "get milk" 20 years ago

D&D First Edition

Late Stage Capitalism

The monster you wanted to summon but deconstructed into inch-square parts

My fist into your face. Fuck you.

memeception

Ah fuck I spilled my