*looks At Sherlock* It’s Very Smoll

hmmm

Don't have the energy for X requirement of my current task so let me just 5 times as hard doing my task without it while also believing I'm doing less work

i decided to try writing a short childhood memoir, and now i'm 50 pages in and it's devolved into an itemized list of grievances.

5 days until the ooze arrives

I love every store brand product that tries to sound better than it actually is

Plonk is such an ideal word

I think I'd do well avoiding predators because I can laze my ass off at work, in the back room on my phone sitting on a cart, but the instant I hear the faintest footstep pass by the door I'm up phone in pocket pretending like I'm busy