I think I'd do well avoiding predators because I can laze my ass off at work, in the back room on my phone sitting on a cart, but the instant I hear the faintest footstep pass by the door I'm up phone in pocket pretending like I'm busy
I wish to be.
A little creature.
But genetics said.
"Hmm, above 6 foot".
Task: flashes orange on my taskbar
Me: Oh, so it's ready to use?
Task: You buffoon! You absolute fool! It won’t be ready for another minute!
hey if you're a UK resident can you sign this petition and if not please rb to spread the word
this is an official UK government petition that they have to respond to if it reaches 10,000 signatures
Saw a possum on the way home from the store. He was exceptionally sized
She/Her 🏳️⚧️. This is where I shout every thought I have into the void. You're welcome to shout with me if you'd like.
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