Plonk Is Such An Ideal Word

Anyone wanna pick me up, hold me close, and then shake me until you hear the spray paint can rattle?

I think they should rename the post button on this website to "Take a Tumble!"

I want to just sit on a park bench for an hour near sunset and listen to nature, is that so much to ask

Anyone want some bones, I've got plenty to spare

i decided to try writing a short childhood memoir, and now i'm 50 pages in and it's devolved into an itemized list of grievances.

The esteemed bastards have returned from their southernly trip

This website is well named because it makes me feel like I'm rotating in a contraption

Like the Great Value "Luncheon Meat" that is literally just Spam

I love every store brand product that tries to sound better than it actually is

Six days until the ooze arrives