Like The Great Value "Luncheon Meat" That Is Literally Just Spam

Circle of protection against capitalism

Reasons I love Mew (Pokémon):

1) Kitty

2) Cat

3) Soft

4) Babey

5) Mew

Plonk is such an ideal word

Mew deciding to have a ‘no float’ day

"I'm not well versed in vampires, but I am well aware of the Chick-fil-A at Hyrule Castle."

- The Paladin, reacting to a meme and changing thoughts in real time

I think I'd do well avoiding predators because I can laze my ass off at work, in the back room on my phone sitting on a cart, but the instant I hear the faintest footstep pass by the door I'm up phone in pocket pretending like I'm busy

The esteemed bastards have returned from their southernly trip

Happy burfday to me

I just need the ffucking blue lego stud I need my fucking true Jedi right god damn now