Mew Deciding To Have A ‘no Float’ Day

That man outside with the jar of honey just wants to be your friend, Don't worry

"I'm not well versed in vampires, but I am well aware of the Chick-fil-A at Hyrule Castle."

- The Paladin, reacting to a meme and changing thoughts in real time

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

THERE IS NO HLVRAI2

I LIED

You ever make an OC you like so much you start eating their favorite food that you've not really thought about before

Brain is full of little people

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

Writing prompt: tomorrow, it's discovered no other known galaxy has any planets whatsoever, just stars. Shortly after, planets in our own galaxy begin vanishing.

I love every store brand product that tries to sound better than it actually is

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.