I LIED

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

Saw a possum on the way home from the store. He was exceptionally sized

Ah fuck I spilled my

Brain is full of little people

I think I'd do well avoiding predators because I can laze my ass off at work, in the back room on my phone sitting on a cart, but the instant I hear the faintest footstep pass by the door I'm up phone in pocket pretending like I'm busy

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

hmmm

i decided to try writing a short childhood memoir, and now i'm 50 pages in and it's devolved into an itemized list of grievances.

I just need the ffucking blue lego stud I need my fucking true Jedi right god damn now