I Decided To Try Writing A Short Childhood Memoir, And Now I'm 50 Pages In And It's Devolved Into An

Writing prompt: tomorrow, it's discovered no other known galaxy has any planets whatsoever, just stars. Shortly after, planets in our own galaxy begin vanishing.

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

I think they should rename the post button on this website to "Take a Tumble!"

Reasons I love Mew (Pokémon):

1) Kitty

2) Cat

3) Soft

4) Babey

5) Mew

Eh, fuck it, gimme that bagel news

Ah fuck I spilled my

Don't have the energy for X requirement of my current task so let me just 5 times as hard doing my task without it while also believing I'm doing less work

Plonk is such an ideal word

The esteemed bastards have returned from their southernly trip