"I'm Not Well Versed In Vampires, But I Am Well Aware Of The Chick-fil-A At Hyrule Castle."

Like the Great Value "Luncheon Meat" that is literally just Spam

I love every store brand product that tries to sound better than it actually is

Earth isn't even the birthplace of Humanity, we're the fourth one to appear

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it

That man outside with the jar of honey just wants to be your friend, Don't worry

Anyone wanna pick me up, hold me close, and then shake me until you hear the spray paint can rattle?

I think they should rename the post button on this website to "Take a Tumble!"

I love every store brand product that tries to sound better than it actually is

Six days until the ooze arrives

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

Circle of protection against capitalism

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.