Oh No, You Crit Failed Summon Monster! Instead Of A Monster You Summon (roll A D20):

This website is well named because it makes me feel like I'm rotating in a contraption

As you get older, you unlock more and more of the supermarket

Task: flashes orange on my taskbar

Me: Oh, so it's ready to use?

Task: You buffoon! You absolute fool! It won’t be ready for another minute!

Jobs give you money in exchange for your sleep schedule

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Reverse the decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill

I want the Government to reverse their decision to block the Gender Recognition Reform (Scotland) Bill, as this legislation contains importa

hey if you're a UK resident can you sign this petition and if not please rb to spread the word

this is an official UK government petition that they have to respond to if it reaches 10,000 signatures

Ooze came early. It brought chips as an apology

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

5 days until the ooze arrives

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it

Ah fuck I spilled my