I Should Use This Site More Often

dude i heard you were stuck at banjo kazooie's house & there's a big rain storm outside. are you okay? are you gonna be able to get home tomorrow? why do you keep calling it banjo kazooie's house, btw? thats two people dude, i don't think that's his legal name

You ever make an OC you like so much you start eating their favorite food that you've not really thought about before

Deck of literally everything

Earth isn't even the birthplace of Humanity, we're the fourth one to appear

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it

That man outside with the jar of honey just wants to be your friend, Don't worry

The song that plays over the supermarket PA system in Rabbids Go Home just started playing at work why do I remember this

Anyone wanna pick me up, hold me close, and then shake me until you hear the spray paint can rattle?

Writing prompt: tomorrow, it's discovered no other known galaxy has any planets whatsoever, just stars. Shortly after, planets in our own galaxy begin vanishing.

Ooze came early. It brought chips as an apology