Anyone Who Loves Lily Evans Is My Friend Without Introduction.

I think my hip is swolen. It feels inflamed anyways. And ow im just laying dow jesus.

We heart cronic pain.

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

Lark was Normal's father and no one is going to convince me otherwise.

Reminder that Mark's full name is Bookmark Likely. Just think that needs more acknowledgement.

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

I know how to crochet and have for like. Year and a half and omfg I just learned to knit and JESUS. The basic knit stitch and purl stitch are so much easier to start with tha crocheting. Like my tension is so fucking even. How. Anyways I'm proud of myself. Star Ed learning to knit yesterday now I'm making a scarf with multicolored yarn. I'm so happy.

no homo bro but i’d let u carve ur name into my skin with a knife and lick the blood off

James has had enough of wolfstar pretending they’re not completely gone for each other so he locks them in a broom cupboard

He’s standing guard and shouting at them to kiss or something and they’re both in there blushing aggressively