No Homo Bro But I’d Let U Carve Ur Name Into My Skin With A Knife And Lick The Blood Off

wait no there's a guy molier I think and he made plays about how much doctors sucked he's awesome. He had an aneurism on stage and no doctors would help him because of how much he shit called them. He finished the play. Also it was the 1700s so doctors were worse.

dentist trynna give me cancer

I think my hip is swolen. It feels inflamed anyways. And ow im just laying dow jesus.

We heart cronic pain.

Is it just me or do other people get intense imposter syndrome within the aromantic everything. I figured out I was aro after four relationship where we either never talked or I overcominsated to an over bearing point. I feel so isolated from everything. Like I'm on the edge. O always see people talk about never understanding romantic attraction but I understand it. I understand wanting to be close to someone like that. But I don't feel romantic part. Yaa idk

*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

I know how to crochet and have for like. Year and a half and omfg I just learned to knit and JESUS. The basic knit stitch and purl stitch are so much easier to start with tha crocheting. Like my tension is so fucking even. How. Anyways I'm proud of myself. Star Ed learning to knit yesterday now I'm making a scarf with multicolored yarn. I'm so happy.

the way GoGuardian be giving me heart attacks. like dammmmmmmmm

i reblogged your post way better than that guy

Im watching twilight for the first time. I do not like it. It looks like the directors were like "act like the inside of a teenagers mind" and then edited it so that half of it was just them staring at eachother. But I have a few theories as to why people like them.

That they feel like they can relate to Bella. Bella acts like teenage girls feel like they act.

That people are hot. Cuz they are.

Becuse it's so bad it's entertaining

So if anyone feels like voting as to why they either like it or think people like it poll down below.

People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like ‘Sirius would NEVER wear a skirt’ or ‘james would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybody’ will never not be funny

Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They don’t! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please

And frankly, you’re ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldn’t contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once

can i talk to you alone

no, why

i dont like the look of them

go wait outside