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Reminder that when cc's say they are okay with like.. other pronouns doesn't mean they use any pronouns!

-George saying he's okay with people using they/them pronouns doesn't mean he uses he/they pronouns -Dream saying he's okay with they/them doesn't mean he uses he/they pronouns -Philza saying he's okay with people using any pronouns for him doesn't mean he goes by any pronouns -Awesamdude and BadBoyHalo saying that they use he/him but don't mind if people use they/them doesn't mean they use he/they pronouns.

That just means they won't be upset if you use those for them.

Meanwhile, when ccs DO say that they use more than 1 set of pronouns, like Cyberonix (He/They), Eret and Ponk (Any), Moonzycat (She/They), and Snifferish (They/She), you should use the other pronouns instead of sticking to one.

There's a difference between "I don't mind what pronouns you call me" and "I use these set of pronouns"

you make me nauseous, you make me sick

Hey girl have you ever heard of dream smp oh you haven't oh let me tell you about it. So here's the thing baby girl there's this guy dream right he has no face but he's secretly drew goodman but noo shhh shh kitten don't tell anyone this. It's a secret. Got it my little pumpkin? Good. Anyways. There's this guy. He made this really cool minecraft server called dream smp. He invited his friends sapnap Georgenotfound yeah the pretty privilege one badboyhalo the one with boobies skeppy itsalyssa philza no not the dilf one before that wilbur soot tommyinnit you might find him annoying at first he invited tubbo fundy hannahxxrose she's smart purpled my bedwared quackity schlatt. It's just a part of it. Oh baby girl what're you doing? Why you talking your clothes off? I don't want to look at your boobs shut the fuck up you whore. Sit down you filthy bitch. So wilbur soot started role-playing as a

I think I did my job right

How would you react if I told you I drew a piece with bigboobyhalo in it , posted it online on twitter and Antfrost out of all ccs saw it ... and liked it..

WHAT?

have we really gotten to that point

I was watching (and at one point fell asleep) Velvet's stream, and iT WAS TOTALLY WORTH THE (about) TWO HOUR WAIT BECAUSE

THEM <3

milfboss...

uh oh

Me and my friend's take on this

Minecraft Mobs don't have genders, even though it takes two mobs to breed. Charlie Slimecicle is a slime who gained sentience and does not understand friendship, spying, basic human interactions, or drugs. Therefore he does not comprehend or understand human genders and probably doesn't want one. In this essay I will

Someone asked quackity if the lore is going to be the same time with eurovision and if this isn't the most European thing you can ask idk what is

they

4 bit bfs

technodad prompt!

@/summoningfailed on twt: ranboo hiding in techno's cape and jumping out trying to scare others (bonus points if everyone pretends to be afraid)

tubboo headcanons because i need them

Too pretty for her own good Red Banquet Eret :]

Why I loved jschlatts villain character

/dsmp /rp

He was introduced as Tommy’s hero. The whole stream was him following them around and causing confusion and chaos

Never lets anyone one up him, will dominate anyone with words. Seriously this guy is such an ENTP

That being said, was all bark no bite. Managed to convince/ manipulate people to do what he wants. In one stream he was armorless and surrounded by mobs and nearly died but was like “omg u gotta help me” and Tommy did lol

HIS VILLAIN SPEECHES?? FUCKING ICONIC Had some of the most memorable lines

“My first decree as the president, the EMPORER, of this great country!!! Is to revoke the citizenship of Wilbur soot and tommyinnit!!!”

Fucking chills

The story needed more conflict and everyone kinda wanted to be on team good guy so Schlatt was like: fine I’ll do it myself

Originally ran as president because.,,,, he probably just wanted to cause problems

99% sure he was drunk that day

HIS SCREAM LAUGH???? Superb villainy

The cc doesn’t stream and therefore no one to entertain. He did this all for himself

Literally had no reason to be evil, was just like “I am going to make a character that is so evil and sexy” and we were all like good for him

The suit??? The tie?? The horns??? This villains got style. C!dream take notes teletubby

He didn’t have much depth but my god he did perfect in his role as evil dictator dude

Also the chill streams were so funny, him and quackity’s date felt like the villain couples just chilling after a day of wreaking havoc

Never dropped character even for a second

He always seemed one step ahead,,, he knew tubbo was a spy and planned the festival,,, he knew of the tnt under lmanburg,,, he had a revival book somehow and got dream on his side,,,

Took the L out of lmanburg which was ingenious because it meant they didn’t lose, and also Americanized it cuz they added the L to sound more European

Flatty Patty

Whenever he called Wilbur “lover boy” ohgoshoshithhhh

Immediately tried flirting with technoblade to get him on his side

Was able to tear pogtopia against each other by making techno kill tubbo

I don’t even have to explain why making tubbo decorate his own execution was brilliant storytelling

He was intimidating, personally affected the “protagonists,” had an air of mystery and charisma, but .... he was also weird. He’s a weirdo. He doesn’t fit in, and he doesn’t want to. You ever see him without his stupid suit? That’s weird

Hot high off protein powder 24/7

While high on said protein powder would randomly start lifting weights. Can’t miss leg day ig

“WÒÖØØØŌÔÒÕÕ”

This guy should be a voice actor

Didnt know how to swim but kept forgetting he didn’t know how to swim and had to be repeatedly punched out of water

I honestly thought his death was done really well- he pushed everyone away from him and spiraled into an addiction to alcohol and protein powder, and at the end of his time he was surrounded by everyone he pushed away. No one helped him when he was in pain. All just stared with pitiful and cold eyes. A pathetic way to go for a pathetic man.

TLDR: c!schlatt will always have a special place in my heart because I love me some Funny bastard villains.

Also a fusion of dream and Schlatt would be Bill Cipher I am not wrong ever

Feel free to add on !!

Edit: offered alcohol to tubbo at one point- “here tubbo u gotta try some of this” tubbo being the responsible one “no thank you schlatt I don’t think that’s a good idea”

Fell off cliffs a lot

Never would run. God his character looks so dumb I fucking love it

how long has it been (since my childhood ended?)

my hc that bad bought sapnap from a gas station

The consequences

remember that thing where people would hold their drinks with their boobs

so the dsmp is a homonormative society right, that’s been established, and i was talking w @a-firefly-faerie about this and we realized the possibility of heterophobia is very much there and also the funniest fucking concept ever. like. c!karl’s time traveling and ends up at c!phil and c!techno’s house and assumes they’re together and is corrected when he makes this assumption and the interaction goes smth like

karl: so how have you two been? how’s married life treating you guys?

phil: what

techno: what

karl: well, you guys are married arent you? yknow, two guys, secluded in the wild, alone

phil: i have a wife mate lmao

karl: a wif- uh. oh. i didn’t know you lived THAT kind of lifestyle, haha...

like the concept of heterophobic c!karl is THE funniest shit to me.

some artists will be minding their own business and then someone will show up in the replies like WHY DOES BAD HAVE BOOBS like .. cuz guys can have boobs sometimes what about it. youre the only one focusing on it

all my friends agreed w me that niki has the most balls to be a genshin impact character

but do aliens believe in me….

bad in his long silky robe with a fur trim holding a glass of wine and swirling it around: no, officers, i have no clue what happened to my husband 

THE MOON AND THE SUN ARE GAY MARRIED ?!?!

love the fucked up quote you just reblogged bestie. lets kiss

Can't get enough of this guy

you are not immune to boob propaganda

No more gender no more star signs only what song off Your City Gave Me Asthma hits hardest for you.

Wisdom if I’ve ever seen it