I Want To Right It But I Have No Clue How To Start It!! ...... I Hate Writers Block.

Human 1 "So how did you get back?"

H2 "They just, kinda, man, I honestly don't know! They just kinda plopped us down and then hit some buttons, and then we were in japan!"

H1 "So you have no clue how you ended up with tattoos?"

H3 "We were directed to walk into this tube like thing then we couldn't move and this thing like an mri started to move and then bam tattoos!"

(Im kinda out of ideas so have this)

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

Don't make me cry, I already have a migrane.

My body may be gone, but not my love

ME, A NORMAL CONTRIBUTOR TO FANDOM: So let’s talk about the pedagogical implications Thanos’s snap would have on the Sesame Street curriculum within the greater MCU.

Duck tape wisard!

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

My dad's a pastor and I'm so tempted to send it to him but I do this think he'd get it

TEACH YOUR KIDS

I REPEAT TEACH YOUR KIDS

It doesn't matter what you think they will or won't do. Teach them about internet safety, safe sex, what drugs can do to you, teach them that they can come to you if they are in trouble because they won't get in trouble in the moment! Help them!

ONE LAST TIME TEACH YOUR KIDS!