" Luz How Do You Explain To Your Gay Uncle Who Doesn't Know He's Gay That Straight People Exist"

Ah yes ponytails, an example of peak eternal youth

Tim doesn’t come out to the media, he just posts this as soon as June 1st hits and immediately turns off notifications , Bernard meanwhile is laughing like a madman next to him reading the comments 😌 Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈🌈

person A: hey would you love me if-

person B: exasperated if u were a worm? yes, you would b the sexiest worm alive.

person A:

person B: looks over at A What?

person A: I was gonna say if I killed all your enemies so that you’d live a life unburdened by the threat of others, but sure being a worm sounds nice:)

imagine being a mind reader and trying to get some important information from me.

And all u get is me cycling though my memory for that one song, I vaguely heard the rhythm of while walking somewhere that morning, like a glitching playlist

*through the Robins group chat*

Jason: what tHE FUCK DID I JUST SAW

Tim: Jason it's 4am

Tim: it better be important

Jason: stfu timmy I'm going through something

Jason: is the mansion haunted???

Tim: what

Jason: I was half asleep and then?? A big shadow was towering over me??

Jason: and don't tell me it was a dream bc I heard the door closing

Damian: It was father

Tim: oh yeah, he does that sometimes

Jason: excuse me what

Jason: why is the old bat watching me sleep???

Tim: he wasn't, it's winter

Jason: and??

Tim: he probably wasn't able to sleep, so he was making sure we're all warm so we don't catch a cold

Damian: He just left my room

Jason: damn, the older he gets the crazier...

Dick, reading all the messages in the morning: what the heck

Dick: so the winter fairy isn't real :c??

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Sit and wait in the depths of the oceans. Sacrificing their weakest to be devoured by the walking flesh beings. While they wait for humanities inevitable demise at their own hands. Then and only then will they make shells out of our skulls and kingdoms out of our bones.

Am i the only one that found hunter blowing a raspberry at kiki kinda off in the moment. then seeing the end it makes more sense now?