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it’s wild to me that Most of Panem probably still believes they are married and had a miscarriage

@mage-chocolate I know Caesar is just perpetuating Peeta’s narrative here, but I like to think this is evidence that you’re right that Peeta doubled down on the “Katniss and I are married and she’s pregnant” lie when he and Snow had their inevitable “here’s why I don’t trust women” chat …

sometimes I think Katniss only had kids after 15yrs cuz that was probably the age Prim was when she died…

I personally choose to believe that the Hunger Games series is supposed to be Katniss's memoir/way of setting the record straight about her and her loved ones part in the Games/war. Meaning I think the entire country of New Panem was going into a FIT with every new chapter they read, let alone book. Just imagine the podcasts for a second.

"SO THE STAR-CROSSED LOVERS OF DISTRICT 12."

"YEAH."

"FATED SOULMATES."

"DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER."

"Role model for all of our relationships, I think it's safe to say."

"Mmhmm."

"It was a SURVIVAL STRAT????"

That baby reveal??? Had the country in SHAMBLES when they realized Peeta was lying. Her editors probably told her to just keep that out and she probably just said "why?? I have actual kids now, it's fine." The tabloids are blowing clear the fuck up all day every day. Peeta's hijacking??? People already knew but they didn't know EVERYTHING. God, those podcasts were LIT.

I’ve said this on twitter before but I’ll say it again here: it would be EXTREMELY funny if Rex, Ahsoka, and Bo-Katan meet again post episode IV, specifically in the Mandalorian era.

Ahsoka: You lost the Darksaber again?

Bo-Katan: [has been hiding the fact she did lose the Darksaber the 2nd time but by the gods has she been trying her best to keep that from Ahsoka] How—

Ahsoka: Rex told me. Sabine gave it to you and you lost it. How’d that happened, Bo? There were no evil ex-Sith Lords to steal it from you again, and you lost it?

Bo-Katan: I didn’t lose it—

Ahsoka: Then, how did Din get it?

Rex: Who’s he?

Ahsoka: The new Manda’lor

Bo-Katan: He is not the new Manda’lor—

This is the day Bo-Katan was reminded that these two might be dangerous on their own but together —Clone War vets who have been working together for almost 30 years and are basically each other’s persons— they’re a bunch of lethally dangerous assholes.

Okay, yeah, so maybe Bo-Katan did lose the Darksaber, but they didn’t have to be insufferable about it. They’re so annoying, honestly. They’re beginning to sound like Boba, and it doesn’t help that Rex shares the same genetic gnome with the dude, like ugh.

Rex: Oh yeah, I know he rules Tatooine. I visit him sometimes to make his life a mess, like he did when he was little and decided to be a little brat to us on Kamino.

I didn’t think much of this other than Bo-Katan drops over to Rex’s house before that because she knows Ahsoka’s there but walks in on them being like. old people sappy.

Bo-Katan: [watches them] I see you two have gotten… close

Ahsoka: [slow dancing with Rex around his garden] What of it?

Rex isn’t exactly young anymore, but he has his own house to retire and all, so Ahsoka drops by once in a while to spend some time with him and do all the nice things they wouldn’t imagine doing since they’ve been in too many wars one went through a lifetime, so forgive her if she’s enjoying herself, Bo.

Maybe you should join them, listen to the music coming out from the clanky old radio, breathe in the fresh air. Take a nap maybe, since you look like the last time they’re about to take over a whole planet.

Wha— you’re going to Mandalore again? Why?

To help Din? That’s a first. No, we’re not making fun of you, it’s just that you hate the guy’s guts, and usually, you’d die for that Darksaber if it means getting it from him.

You want our help to get him around the sewages? But you’re going to be there though, why won’t you do it?

You’re going there first. To wait for him. While the Manda’lor himself is somewhere around the galaxy doing. Whatever. Can’t you just look for him and then you go together?

Bo-Katan: [feeling a headache coming along] I have other business to look into, will you help me or not?

Rex: [taking a tray of freshly baked bread out of the oven] Nope. Permanently retired, remember?

Ahsoka finally agrees to follow Bo-Katan to Mandalore and Rex gives her a little kiss goodbye and saying things like, “Make sure there aren’t any old ghosts trying to kill you.” and “If you need help, just tell me, and I’ll go.”

Bo-Katan: What happened to retiring?

Rex: [gives Ahsoka a Keldabe kiss]

Bo-Katan: [full of heavy judgement] Forget I asked.

i get why they say “flirting with the dark side” now

ok idk why but i can’t get it out of my head, Star Wars Au idea:

an au where Ahsoka becomes some force sensitive master that like hides in the mist and shadows and trains force sensitive mandalorians. Like it could b at any stage(like age wise) but it’ll mostly be the parents/finders wanting to protect their foundlings/kin by teaching them to use their weird abilities. So they go and track down this elusive jedi/not-jedi to ask if she’ll train their younglings.

Just Ahsoka being some old master training some little helmet clad younglings seems neat to me:)

That’s what I was thinking about too.Because with all these students who so happens to be from influential back grounds( adrien’s dad and him being a model, Aurore being a slight celebrity, chloe’s parents, Alix’s dad, etc). It can be a assumed that the school is for important people or at least their kids. And shouldn’t that mean that security would be tighter? And if they are cameras and stuff, they should really check them more often:/

Was I the only one baffled that the school had NO security cameras to look at to see if Marinette really pushed Lila of the stairs?

They never mention any cameras at all It would’ve been easy to say they were under repair but no! Nothing is mentioned about them. Do they not have any cameras at all? If so,that’s convenient and Lila just doing this without checking for any cameras makes her seem reckless.

ok idk but like spoilers (i think) about Lila

So like if you’ve seen the clips, Lila Rossi is literally never who she seems to be. So I showed my friend that clip of Lila taking off that wig all dramatic like. And my friend said the funniest thing.

“what if Lila has like, just a room full of the same wig just for moments to allow her to dramatically dispose of them”

And I swear that was so funny to me. like imagine just Lila combing her wigs and plotting the demise of her enemies.

Random thoughts for a marinette in the league of assassins x damien with batman.

she just pulls a meet him at the docks. she’s standing there like skipping rocks and then robin + like any batfam member drops behind her. she’s like wearing a trench coat and a red beret(LB hinting). she turns around and greets robin all sweet n shit (giving “hello beloved”).

cue bruce having a heart attack/flashback and the rest of the fam giggling n shit. damien a bit flushed but still communicating effectively regardless of being kinda embarrassed/annoyed.

let’s be honest they would be effective enough to get shit done AND flirt (well when their comfy with each other)

just a thought but if the next game is following atreus in egypt, you’d think his new weapon would be a pair of khopesh. wouldn’t that be cool?

imagine being a mind reader and trying to get some important information from me.

And all u get is me cycling though my memory for that one song, I vaguely heard the rhythm of while walking somewhere that morning, like a glitching playlist

tdp writers giving us season 4: i noticed you like emotional whiplash. here have a few more!

me struggling to carry it all : um I don’t think I can take all this.

this through the moon ref tho

Had this idea way back when we first saw the Grimwalker graveyard in King’s Tide. The chances of this happening a pretty slim, but i wanted to get the idea out anyway

Had so much fun with the composition and speech bubbles of this, i gotta gotta gotta draw some more Collector art at some point

B : *contemplating using physical force to get information out of A*

A : *not looking up from whatever their doing* I know what your thinking. And if you try it, your health bar is gonna be so low your going to need more then just 3 strong healing items.

What’s with all the “new to Tumblr” blogs in the main TDP tag bashing the first s4 episode?

I love whoever is in charge of the Duolingo official account

https://twitter.com/duolingo/status/1581437961979056128

Ah yes ponytails, an example of peak eternal youth

person A: hey would you love me if-

person B: exasperated if u were a worm? yes, you would b the sexiest worm alive.

person A:

person B: looks over at A What?

person A: I was gonna say if I killed all your enemies so that you’d live a life unburdened by the threat of others, but sure being a worm sounds nice:)

spongebob jokez

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Sit and wait in the depths of the oceans. Sacrificing their weakest to be devoured by the walking flesh beings. While they wait for humanities inevitable demise at their own hands. Then and only then will they make shells out of our skulls and kingdoms out of our bones.

I love the idea that Battinson!Bruce in spite of his whole everything is like a really good dad, like thrives as a father. Like he is a compassionate, caring, attentive, understanding dad which he should be. Also I imagine that everyone in the Polycule(Talia, Selina, Khoa, even Gordon if that’s your thing) are both surprised and into it. Like yeah Selina was into Bruce for a while but she was lost when she saw him teach Jason how to tie a tie. He was Talia’s beloved but she was committed when Damian fell asleep on his lap after a panic attack. Khoa was into Bruce but got weak in the knees when he saw Bruce give Tim dating advice.

au where Jason stays with Talia and Damian after being resurrected because he’s gone slightly insane and wants to commit murder and Talia is having none of that, nope, gonna convince child to stay at my side until the Pit wears off, Ra’s be damned.

fast forward a few years, Jason has mostly chilled out, though is still down to murder criminals. He spends most of his time annoying the hell out of Ra’s and sometimes running missions behind Ra’s back for Talia. He’s basically Damian’s older brother. Probably goes by either Jay or Jace, but Damian at least is aware that his full name is Jason since he’s heard Talia use it. Jason has thought about letting the bats know he’s alive, but always backed out.

then Talia sends Damian to live with Bruce. Jason is often away on his own by this point, for missions or just because he wants to travel, and isn’t there when this happens. 

now, Damian is an absolutely brat, and everyone immediately is like “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.” they’re going through the house and Damian is making snotty comments about everything when suddenly he freezes, surprising everyone. He squints at a portrait on the wall.

“…who’s that?” he asks slowly.

Bruce stiffens.

“Ah, that’s… Jason. Jason Todd. The second Robin. He… died, a while ago,” Dick explains with a sad, faraway smile.

“…..riiiiiiight,” Damian says slowly. Suddenly a whole lot of things make sense – he knows Jay came back from the dead, but he doesn’t know how Jay and Mother knew each other. “If you’ll excuse me. I need to make a phone call.”

He sprints out of the room.

(Talia, for the record, definitely knew this was going to happen when she sent Damian to Bruce.)

Two weeks later Damian tows a reluctant young man with black hair into the Batcave, trailed by an astonished Alfred.

“Damian!” Bruce says, horrified. “You can’t just bring strangers into the Cave! It’s completely irresponsible, do you have any ideas what the consequences could be for us-”

There’s a crash, and they all turn to stare. Dick is staring at Damian and the newcomer, stunned, his chair lying sideways on the ground. “That’s impossible,” he murmurs, voice shaking. “You’re –”

Damian rolls his eyes. “Jace isn’t a stranger, Father. He’s my brother.”

“Brother-?” Bruce turns to look at the man, and promptly drops the files he’s holding.

Jason Todd smiles nervously at him. “Hey, old man. Long time no see.”

EDIT: I have more! Check out Way Too Many HCs I Have for this AU because it’s pure fluff and I’m living for it at the moment

EDIT 2: This au is now called “Remained”! All posts for to it can be found at the “remained au” tag.

*screaming and shouting and arguing coming out of the bat cave*

*the sound of the grandfather clock moving and a door being open and shut*

Damian: *goes straight towards Dick and hugs him with a small smirk*

Damian: Mother and father are fighting again

Dick:*hugging him back* I thought I told you to leave them alone little D

Dick: stop making them fight with each other

Jason:*made Damian do it by promising him a litter of kittens he found in an alley next to his safe house * 

Tim:*poor boy sipping coffee and not even aware of what’s going on, someone pls take him to bed to sleep*

Stephanie:*was there when Jason bribed Damian*

Cass:*knew about it bc Steph tells her everything *

Duke:*also knows about it bc of weekly meetings with Steph and Cass a.k.a. the cooler sibling

Damian:*looks at him with all the seriousness of a kitten* I like drama

Jason: *wheezing hyena*

Steph:*Cackling toad*

Duke:*dying duck*

Tim: *passed out on the kitchen counter*

Cass:*puts a blanket over Tim after successfully putting sleeping medicine in his decafed coffee and him not noticing the difference  *

" luz how do you explain to your gay uncle who doesn't know he's gay that straight people exist"

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