*screaming and shouting and arguing coming out of the bat cave*
*the sound of the grandfather clock moving and a door being open and shut*
Damian: *goes straight towards Dick and hugs him with a small smirk*
Damian: Mother and father are fighting again
Dick:*hugging him back* I thought I told you to leave them alone little D
Dick: stop making them fight with each other
Jason:*made Damian do it by promising him a litter of kittens he found in an alley next to his safe house *
Tim:*poor boy sipping coffee and not even aware of what’s going on, someone pls take him to bed to sleep*
Stephanie:*was there when Jason bribed Damian*
Cass:*knew about it bc Steph tells her everything *
Duke:*also knows about it bc of weekly meetings with Steph and Cass a.k.a. the cooler sibling
Damian:*looks at him with all the seriousness of a kitten* I like drama
Jason: *wheezing hyena*
Steph:*Cackling toad*
Duke:*dying duck*
Tim: *passed out on the kitchen counter*
Cass:*puts a blanket over Tim after successfully putting sleeping medicine in his decafed coffee and him not noticing the difference *
Feralnette: So I tried to drive everyone away by becoming feral,
Feralnette: But that didn’t work out
*camera zooms out to show Kagami, Felix, and Adrien pinning HARD*
Feralnette: How was I supposed to know these three idiots were into girls who could beat them up??
hm... rich people pining.... hmm-
sometimes I think Katniss only had kids after 15yrs cuz that was probably the age Prim was when she died…
Just finished season 3 of Umbrella Academy and can I just say Allison was way scary and her powers evolving is pretty cool. But am the only one who thinks that part with Luther was too far?
Ah yes ponytails, an example of peak eternal youth
B : *contemplating using physical force to get information out of A*
A : *not looking up from whatever their doing* I know what your thinking. And if you try it, your health bar is gonna be so low your going to need more then just 3 strong healing items.
it’s wild to me that Most of Panem probably still believes they are married and had a miscarriage
@mage-chocolate I know Caesar is just perpetuating Peeta’s narrative here, but I like to think this is evidence that you’re right that Peeta doubled down on the “Katniss and I are married and she’s pregnant” lie when he and Snow had their inevitable “here’s why I don’t trust women” chat …
person A: hey would you love me if-
person B: exasperated if u were a worm? yes, you would b the sexiest worm alive.
person A:
person B: looks over at A What?
person A: I was gonna say if I killed all your enemies so that you’d live a life unburdened by the threat of others, but sure being a worm sounds nice:)
Tim doesn’t come out to the media, he just posts this as soon as June 1st hits and immediately turns off notifications , Bernard meanwhile is laughing like a madman next to him reading the comments 😌 Happy Pride 🏳️🌈🌈
Nobody:
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ok idk why but i can’t get it out of my head, Star Wars Au idea:
an au where Ahsoka becomes some force sensitive master that like hides in the mist and shadows and trains force sensitive mandalorians. Like it could b at any stage(like age wise) but it’ll mostly be the parents/finders wanting to protect their foundlings/kin by teaching them to use their weird abilities. So they go and track down this elusive jedi/not-jedi to ask if she’ll train their younglings.
Just Ahsoka being some old master training some little helmet clad younglings seems neat to me:)