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I personally choose to believe that the Hunger Games series is supposed to be Katniss's memoir/way of setting the record straight about her and her loved ones part in the Games/war. Meaning I think the entire country of New Panem was going into a FIT with every new chapter they read, let alone book. Just imagine the podcasts for a second.

"SO THE STAR-CROSSED LOVERS OF DISTRICT 12."

"YEAH."

"FATED SOULMATES."

"DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER."

"Role model for all of our relationships, I think it's safe to say."

"Mmhmm."

"It was a SURVIVAL STRAT????"

That baby reveal??? Had the country in SHAMBLES when they realized Peeta was lying. Her editors probably told her to just keep that out and she probably just said "why?? I have actual kids now, it's fine." The tabloids are blowing clear the fuck up all day every day. Peeta's hijacking??? People already knew but they didn't know EVERYTHING. God, those podcasts were LIT.

Gabriel: you’re both grounded! I want you BOTH in Adrien’s room so I can keep an eye on you two, you’re strictly forbidden from going outside!!

Adrien and Felix, with their collective braincells:

Well deserved rest

sometimes I think Katniss only had kids after 15yrs cuz that was probably the age Prim was when she died…

Deaths rose

Feralnette: So I tried to drive everyone away by becoming feral,

Feralnette: But that didn’t work out

*camera zooms out to show Kagami, Felix, and Adrien pinning HARD*

Feralnette: How was I supposed to know these three idiots were into girls who could beat them up??

hm... rich people pining.... hmm-

Random thoughts for a marinette in the league of assassins x damien with batman.

she just pulls a meet him at the docks. she’s standing there like skipping rocks and then robin + like any batfam member drops behind her. she’s like wearing a trench coat and a red beret(LB hinting). she turns around and greets robin all sweet n shit (giving “hello beloved”).

cue bruce having a heart attack/flashback and the rest of the fam giggling n shit. damien a bit flushed but still communicating effectively regardless of being kinda embarrassed/annoyed.

let’s be honest they would be effective enough to get shit done AND flirt (well when their comfy with each other)

i get why they say “flirting with the dark side” now