Random Thoughts For A Marinette In The League Of Assassins X Damien With Batman.

I love whoever is in charge of the Duolingo official account

https://twitter.com/duolingo/status/1581437961979056128

I love the idea that Battinson!Bruce in spite of his whole everything is like a really good dad, like thrives as a father. Like he is a compassionate, caring, attentive, understanding dad which he should be. Also I imagine that everyone in the Polycule(Talia, Selina, Khoa, even Gordon if that’s your thing) are both surprised and into it. Like yeah Selina was into Bruce for a while but she was lost when she saw him teach Jason how to tie a tie. He was Talia’s beloved but she was committed when Damian fell asleep on his lap after a panic attack. Khoa was into Bruce but got weak in the knees when he saw Bruce give Tim dating advice.

" luz how do you explain to your gay uncle who doesn't know he's gay that straight people exist"

person A: hey would you love me if-

person B: exasperated if u were a worm? yes, you would b the sexiest worm alive.

person A:

person B: looks over at A What?

person A: I was gonna say if I killed all your enemies so that you’d live a life unburdened by the threat of others, but sure being a worm sounds nice:)

ok idk but like spoilers (i think) about Lila

So like if you’ve seen the clips, Lila Rossi is literally never who she seems to be. So I showed my friend that clip of Lila taking off that wig all dramatic like. And my friend said the funniest thing.

“what if Lila has like, just a room full of the same wig just for moments to allow her to dramatically dispose of them”

And I swear that was so funny to me. like imagine just Lila combing her wigs and plotting the demise of her enemies.

Gabriel: you’re both grounded! I want you BOTH in Adrien’s room so I can keep an eye on you two, you’re strictly forbidden from going outside!!

Adrien and Felix, with their collective braincells:

Just finished season 3 of Umbrella Academy and can I just say Allison was way scary and her powers evolving is pretty cool. But am the only one who thinks that part with Luther was too far?

*through the Robins group chat*

Jason: what tHE FUCK DID I JUST SAW

Tim: Jason it's 4am

Tim: it better be important

Jason: stfu timmy I'm going through something

Jason: is the mansion haunted???

Tim: what

Jason: I was half asleep and then?? A big shadow was towering over me??

Jason: and don't tell me it was a dream bc I heard the door closing

Damian: It was father

Tim: oh yeah, he does that sometimes

Jason: excuse me what

Jason: why is the old bat watching me sleep???

Tim: he wasn't, it's winter

Jason: and??

Tim: he probably wasn't able to sleep, so he was making sure we're all warm so we don't catch a cold

Damian: He just left my room

Jason: damn, the older he gets the crazier...

Dick, reading all the messages in the morning: what the heck

Dick: so the winter fairy isn't real :c??

Nobody:

Y/N: