Deaths Rose

*screaming and shouting and arguing coming out of the bat cave*

*the sound of the grandfather clock moving and a door being open and shut*

Damian: *goes straight towards Dick and hugs him with a small smirk*

Damian: Mother and father are fighting again

Dick:*hugging him back* I thought I told you to leave them alone little D

Dick: stop making them fight with each other

Jason:*made Damian do it by promising him a litter of kittens he found in an alley next to his safe house * 

Tim:*poor boy sipping coffee and not even aware of what’s going on, someone pls take him to bed to sleep*

Stephanie:*was there when Jason bribed Damian*

Cass:*knew about it bc Steph tells her everything *

Duke:*also knows about it bc of weekly meetings with Steph and Cass a.k.a. the cooler sibling

Damian:*looks at him with all the seriousness of a kitten* I like drama

Jason: *wheezing hyena*

Steph:*Cackling toad*

Duke:*dying duck*

Tim: *passed out on the kitchen counter*

Cass:*puts a blanket over Tim after successfully putting sleeping medicine in his decafed coffee and him not noticing the difference  *

just a thought but if the next game is following atreus in egypt, you’d think his new weapon would be a pair of khopesh. wouldn’t that be cool?

I love the idea that Battinson!Bruce in spite of his whole everything is like a really good dad, like thrives as a father. Like he is a compassionate, caring, attentive, understanding dad which he should be. Also I imagine that everyone in the Polycule(Talia, Selina, Khoa, even Gordon if that’s your thing) are both surprised and into it. Like yeah Selina was into Bruce for a while but she was lost when she saw him teach Jason how to tie a tie. He was Talia’s beloved but she was committed when Damian fell asleep on his lap after a panic attack. Khoa was into Bruce but got weak in the knees when he saw Bruce give Tim dating advice.

I personally choose to believe that the Hunger Games series is supposed to be Katniss's memoir/way of setting the record straight about her and her loved ones part in the Games/war. Meaning I think the entire country of New Panem was going into a FIT with every new chapter they read, let alone book. Just imagine the podcasts for a second.

"SO THE STAR-CROSSED LOVERS OF DISTRICT 12."

"YEAH."

"FATED SOULMATES."

"DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER."

"Role model for all of our relationships, I think it's safe to say."

"Mmhmm."

"It was a SURVIVAL STRAT????"

That baby reveal??? Had the country in SHAMBLES when they realized Peeta was lying. Her editors probably told her to just keep that out and she probably just said "why?? I have actual kids now, it's fine." The tabloids are blowing clear the fuck up all day every day. Peeta's hijacking??? People already knew but they didn't know EVERYTHING. God, those podcasts were LIT.

person A: hey would you love me if-

person B: exasperated if u were a worm? yes, you would b the sexiest worm alive.

person A:

person B: looks over at A What?

person A: I was gonna say if I killed all your enemies so that you’d live a life unburdened by the threat of others, but sure being a worm sounds nice:)

B : *contemplating using physical force to get information out of A*

A : *not looking up from whatever their doing* I know what your thinking. And if you try it, your health bar is gonna be so low your going to need more then just 3 strong healing items.

Random thoughts for a marinette in the league of assassins x damien with batman.

she just pulls a meet him at the docks. she’s standing there like skipping rocks and then robin + like any batfam member drops behind her. she’s like wearing a trench coat and a red beret(LB hinting). she turns around and greets robin all sweet n shit (giving “hello beloved”).

cue bruce having a heart attack/flashback and the rest of the fam giggling n shit. damien a bit flushed but still communicating effectively regardless of being kinda embarrassed/annoyed.

let’s be honest they would be effective enough to get shit done AND flirt (well when their comfy with each other)

tdp writers giving us season 4: i noticed you like emotional whiplash. here have a few more!

me struggling to carry it all : um I don’t think I can take all this.

Batcat(s)

I wonder sometimes why it is i’m so bored and where it is all the good content went … and then i realised i just completed the whole tales of arcadia series in time for its movie AND watched the whole of Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts in a span of 4-5 weeks. it’s clearly a me problem:/