I Wonder Sometimes Why It Is I’m So Bored And Where It Is All The Good Content Went … And Then I

*through the Robins group chat*

Jason: what tHE FUCK DID I JUST SAW

Tim: Jason it's 4am

Tim: it better be important

Jason: stfu timmy I'm going through something

Jason: is the mansion haunted???

Tim: what

Jason: I was half asleep and then?? A big shadow was towering over me??

Jason: and don't tell me it was a dream bc I heard the door closing

Damian: It was father

Tim: oh yeah, he does that sometimes

Jason: excuse me what

Jason: why is the old bat watching me sleep???

Tim: he wasn't, it's winter

Jason: and??

Tim: he probably wasn't able to sleep, so he was making sure we're all warm so we don't catch a cold

Damian: He just left my room

Jason: damn, the older he gets the crazier...

Dick, reading all the messages in the morning: what the heck

Dick: so the winter fairy isn't real :c??

Things that make me happy: thinking about the Clois/Batcat double date

Things that make me angry again: thinking about how they cancelled the Bruce/Selina wedding

person A: hey would you love me if-

person B: exasperated if u were a worm? yes, you would b the sexiest worm alive.

person A:

person B: looks over at A What?

person A: I was gonna say if I killed all your enemies so that you’d live a life unburdened by the threat of others, but sure being a worm sounds nice:)

Feralnette: So I tried to drive everyone away by becoming feral,

Feralnette: But that didn’t work out

*camera zooms out to show Kagami, Felix, and Adrien pinning HARD*

Feralnette: How was I supposed to know these three idiots were into girls who could beat them up??

hm... rich people pining.... hmm-

laundry days are the quietest days in the noceda household . therefore, camila’s favourite days . sequel to this

*screaming and shouting and arguing coming out of the bat cave*

*the sound of the grandfather clock moving and a door being open and shut*

Damian: *goes straight towards Dick and hugs him with a small smirk*

Damian: Mother and father are fighting again

Dick:*hugging him back* I thought I told you to leave them alone little D

Dick: stop making them fight with each other

Jason:*made Damian do it by promising him a litter of kittens he found in an alley next to his safe house * 

Tim:*poor boy sipping coffee and not even aware of what’s going on, someone pls take him to bed to sleep*

Stephanie:*was there when Jason bribed Damian*

Cass:*knew about it bc Steph tells her everything *

Duke:*also knows about it bc of weekly meetings with Steph and Cass a.k.a. the cooler sibling

Damian:*looks at him with all the seriousness of a kitten* I like drama

Jason: *wheezing hyena*

Steph:*Cackling toad*

Duke:*dying duck*

Tim: *passed out on the kitchen counter*

Cass:*puts a blanket over Tim after successfully putting sleeping medicine in his decafed coffee and him not noticing the difference  *

ok idk but like spoilers (i think) about Lila

So like if you’ve seen the clips, Lila Rossi is literally never who she seems to be. So I showed my friend that clip of Lila taking off that wig all dramatic like. And my friend said the funniest thing.

“what if Lila has like, just a room full of the same wig just for moments to allow her to dramatically dispose of them”

And I swear that was so funny to me. like imagine just Lila combing her wigs and plotting the demise of her enemies.

I’ve said this on twitter before but I’ll say it again here: it would be EXTREMELY funny if Rex, Ahsoka, and Bo-Katan meet again post episode IV, specifically in the Mandalorian era.

Ahsoka: You lost the Darksaber again?

Bo-Katan: [has been hiding the fact she did lose the Darksaber the 2nd time but by the gods has she been trying her best to keep that from Ahsoka] How—

Ahsoka: Rex told me. Sabine gave it to you and you lost it. How’d that happened, Bo? There were no evil ex-Sith Lords to steal it from you again, and you lost it?

Bo-Katan: I didn’t lose it—

Ahsoka: Then, how did Din get it?

Rex: Who’s he?

Ahsoka: The new Manda’lor

Bo-Katan: He is not the new Manda’lor—

This is the day Bo-Katan was reminded that these two might be dangerous on their own but together —Clone War vets who have been working together for almost 30 years and are basically each other’s persons— they’re a bunch of lethally dangerous assholes.

Okay, yeah, so maybe Bo-Katan did lose the Darksaber, but they didn’t have to be insufferable about it. They’re so annoying, honestly. They’re beginning to sound like Boba, and it doesn’t help that Rex shares the same genetic gnome with the dude, like ugh.

Rex: Oh yeah, I know he rules Tatooine. I visit him sometimes to make his life a mess, like he did when he was little and decided to be a little brat to us on Kamino.

I didn’t think much of this other than Bo-Katan drops over to Rex’s house before that because she knows Ahsoka’s there but walks in on them being like. old people sappy.

Bo-Katan: [watches them] I see you two have gotten… close

Ahsoka: [slow dancing with Rex around his garden] What of it?

Rex isn’t exactly young anymore, but he has his own house to retire and all, so Ahsoka drops by once in a while to spend some time with him and do all the nice things they wouldn’t imagine doing since they’ve been in too many wars one went through a lifetime, so forgive her if she’s enjoying herself, Bo.

Maybe you should join them, listen to the music coming out from the clanky old radio, breathe in the fresh air. Take a nap maybe, since you look like the last time they’re about to take over a whole planet.

Wha— you’re going to Mandalore again? Why?

To help Din? That’s a first. No, we’re not making fun of you, it’s just that you hate the guy’s guts, and usually, you’d die for that Darksaber if it means getting it from him.

You want our help to get him around the sewages? But you’re going to be there though, why won’t you do it?

You’re going there first. To wait for him. While the Manda’lor himself is somewhere around the galaxy doing. Whatever. Can’t you just look for him and then you go together?

Bo-Katan: [feeling a headache coming along] I have other business to look into, will you help me or not?

Rex: [taking a tray of freshly baked bread out of the oven] Nope. Permanently retired, remember?

Ahsoka finally agrees to follow Bo-Katan to Mandalore and Rex gives her a little kiss goodbye and saying things like, “Make sure there aren’t any old ghosts trying to kill you.” and “If you need help, just tell me, and I’ll go.”

Bo-Katan: What happened to retiring?

Rex: [gives Ahsoka a Keldabe kiss]

Bo-Katan: [full of heavy judgement] Forget I asked.

Batcat shenanigans 🙈