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What’s with all the “new to Tumblr” blogs in the main TDP tag bashing the first s4 episode?

ok idk but like spoilers (i think) about Lila

So like if you’ve seen the clips, Lila Rossi is literally never who she seems to be. So I showed my friend that clip of Lila taking off that wig all dramatic like. And my friend said the funniest thing.

“what if Lila has like, just a room full of the same wig just for moments to allow her to dramatically dispose of them”

And I swear that was so funny to me. like imagine just Lila combing her wigs and plotting the demise of her enemies.

just a thought but if the next game is following atreus in egypt, you’d think his new weapon would be a pair of khopesh. wouldn’t that be cool?

Ah yes ponytails, an example of peak eternal youth

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Everyone, including the birds in question, call Batman's cape "the bird cage."

His birds will just walk up to him and say "bird cage?" and he'll open up his cape and let them hide, if they bother to say anything at all.

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Red Hood, grumbly:..... Bird Cage?

[Bruce, fighting back both tears and a giant grin, opens up his cape just enough for Jason to squeeze in]

Dick, muffled, from under the cape: Aw, little wing, it's good to see you in here again!

Tim, also muffled: I'd appreciate it if you'd get off my foot though, before you break it, Brick House.

Jason, now muffled as well: Oh waaah, baby bird, your hollow little bones too fragile?

Ollie:.... How many of them are under there??

Bruce:....All of them.

Barry: How?!

Bruce: You're asking me like I'd know. I stopped questioning it. They won't tell me.

Things that make me happy: thinking about the Clois/Batcat double date

Things that make me angry again: thinking about how they cancelled the Bruce/Selina wedding

spongebob jokez

B : *contemplating using physical force to get information out of A*

A : *not looking up from whatever their doing* I know what your thinking. And if you try it, your health bar is gonna be so low your going to need more then just 3 strong healing items.