Mirabel + Text Posts (7/?)

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Sit and wait in the depths of the oceans. Sacrificing their weakest to be devoured by the walking flesh beings. While they wait for humanities inevitable demise at their own hands. Then and only then will they make shells out of our skulls and kingdoms out of our bones.

Batcat(s)

it’s wild to me that Most of Panem probably still believes they are married and had a miscarriage

@mage-chocolate I know Caesar is just perpetuating Peeta’s narrative here, but I like to think this is evidence that you’re right that Peeta doubled down on the “Katniss and I are married and she’s pregnant” lie when he and Snow had their inevitable “here’s why I don’t trust women” chat …

*screaming and shouting and arguing coming out of the bat cave*

*the sound of the grandfather clock moving and a door being open and shut*

Damian: *goes straight towards Dick and hugs him with a small smirk*

Damian: Mother and father are fighting again

Dick:*hugging him back* I thought I told you to leave them alone little D

Dick: stop making them fight with each other

Jason:*made Damian do it by promising him a litter of kittens he found in an alley next to his safe house * 

Tim:*poor boy sipping coffee and not even aware of what’s going on, someone pls take him to bed to sleep*

Stephanie:*was there when Jason bribed Damian*

Cass:*knew about it bc Steph tells her everything *

Duke:*also knows about it bc of weekly meetings with Steph and Cass a.k.a. the cooler sibling

Damian:*looks at him with all the seriousness of a kitten* I like drama

Jason: *wheezing hyena*

Steph:*Cackling toad*

Duke:*dying duck*

Tim: *passed out on the kitchen counter*

Cass:*puts a blanket over Tim after successfully putting sleeping medicine in his decafed coffee and him not noticing the difference  *

ok idk but like spoilers (i think) about Lila

So like if you’ve seen the clips, Lila Rossi is literally never who she seems to be. So I showed my friend that clip of Lila taking off that wig all dramatic like. And my friend said the funniest thing.

“what if Lila has like, just a room full of the same wig just for moments to allow her to dramatically dispose of them”

And I swear that was so funny to me. like imagine just Lila combing her wigs and plotting the demise of her enemies.

*through the Robins group chat*

Jason: what tHE FUCK DID I JUST SAW

Tim: Jason it's 4am

Tim: it better be important

Jason: stfu timmy I'm going through something

Jason: is the mansion haunted???

Tim: what

Jason: I was half asleep and then?? A big shadow was towering over me??

Jason: and don't tell me it was a dream bc I heard the door closing

Damian: It was father

Tim: oh yeah, he does that sometimes

Jason: excuse me what

Jason: why is the old bat watching me sleep???

Tim: he wasn't, it's winter

Jason: and??

Tim: he probably wasn't able to sleep, so he was making sure we're all warm so we don't catch a cold

Damian: He just left my room

Jason: damn, the older he gets the crazier...

Dick, reading all the messages in the morning: what the heck

Dick: so the winter fairy isn't real :c??

their dynamic is fun