Humanity Has Finally Found A Way To Communicate With Crabs, We Realize They're Smarter Than Us. Now That
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Sit and wait in the depths of the oceans. Sacrificing their weakest to be devoured by the walking flesh beings. While they wait for humanities inevitable demise at their own hands. Then and only then will they make shells out of our skulls and kingdoms out of our bones.
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I personally choose to believe that the Hunger Games series is supposed to be Katniss's memoir/way of setting the record straight about her and her loved ones part in the Games/war. Meaning I think the entire country of New Panem was going into a FIT with every new chapter they read, let alone book. Just imagine the podcasts for a second.
"SO THE STAR-CROSSED LOVERS OF DISTRICT 12."
"YEAH."
"FATED SOULMATES."
"DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER."
"Role model for all of our relationships, I think it's safe to say."
"Mmhmm."
"It was a SURVIVAL STRAT????"
That baby reveal??? Had the country in SHAMBLES when they realized Peeta was lying. Her editors probably told her to just keep that out and she probably just said "why?? I have actual kids now, it's fine." The tabloids are blowing clear the fuck up all day every day. Peeta's hijacking??? People already knew but they didn't know EVERYTHING. God, those podcasts were LIT.
imagine being a mind reader and trying to get some important information from me.
And all u get is me cycling though my memory for that one song, I vaguely heard the rhythm of while walking somewhere that morning, like a glitching playlist
*screaming and shouting and arguing coming out of the bat cave*
*the sound of the grandfather clock moving and a door being open and shut*
Damian: *goes straight towards Dick and hugs him with a small smirk*
Damian: Mother and father are fighting again
Dick:*hugging him back* I thought I told you to leave them alone little D
Dick: stop making them fight with each other
Jason:*made Damian do it by promising him a litter of kittens he found in an alley next to his safe house *
Tim:*poor boy sipping coffee and not even aware of what’s going on, someone pls take him to bed to sleep*
Stephanie:*was there when Jason bribed Damian*
Cass:*knew about it bc Steph tells her everything *
Duke:*also knows about it bc of weekly meetings with Steph and Cass a.k.a. the cooler sibling
Damian:*looks at him with all the seriousness of a kitten* I like drama
Jason: *wheezing hyena*
Steph:*Cackling toad*
Duke:*dying duck*
Tim: *passed out on the kitchen counter*
Cass:*puts a blanket over Tim after successfully putting sleeping medicine in his decafed coffee and him not noticing the difference *
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