It’s Wild To Me That Most Of Panem Probably Still Believes They Are Married And Had A Miscarriage

Cats & books ♡

their dynamic is fun

spongebob jokez

I love the idea that Battinson!Bruce in spite of his whole everything is like a really good dad, like thrives as a father. Like he is a compassionate, caring, attentive, understanding dad which he should be. Also I imagine that everyone in the Polycule(Talia, Selina, Khoa, even Gordon if that’s your thing) are both surprised and into it. Like yeah Selina was into Bruce for a while but she was lost when she saw him teach Jason how to tie a tie. He was Talia’s beloved but she was committed when Damian fell asleep on his lap after a panic attack. Khoa was into Bruce but got weak in the knees when he saw Bruce give Tim dating advice.

laundry days are the quietest days in the noceda household . therefore, camila’s favourite days . sequel to this

What’s with all the “new to Tumblr” blogs in the main TDP tag bashing the first s4 episode?

this through the moon ref tho

*screaming and shouting and arguing coming out of the bat cave*

*the sound of the grandfather clock moving and a door being open and shut*

Damian: *goes straight towards Dick and hugs him with a small smirk*

Damian: Mother and father are fighting again

Dick:*hugging him back* I thought I told you to leave them alone little D

Dick: stop making them fight with each other

Jason:*made Damian do it by promising him a litter of kittens he found in an alley next to his safe house * 

Tim:*poor boy sipping coffee and not even aware of what’s going on, someone pls take him to bed to sleep*

Stephanie:*was there when Jason bribed Damian*

Cass:*knew about it bc Steph tells her everything *

Duke:*also knows about it bc of weekly meetings with Steph and Cass a.k.a. the cooler sibling

Damian:*looks at him with all the seriousness of a kitten* I like drama

Jason: *wheezing hyena*

Steph:*Cackling toad*

Duke:*dying duck*

Tim: *passed out on the kitchen counter*

Cass:*puts a blanket over Tim after successfully putting sleeping medicine in his decafed coffee and him not noticing the difference  *

*through the Robins group chat*

Jason: what tHE FUCK DID I JUST SAW

Tim: Jason it's 4am

Tim: it better be important

Jason: stfu timmy I'm going through something

Jason: is the mansion haunted???

Tim: what

Jason: I was half asleep and then?? A big shadow was towering over me??

Jason: and don't tell me it was a dream bc I heard the door closing

Damian: It was father

Tim: oh yeah, he does that sometimes

Jason: excuse me what

Jason: why is the old bat watching me sleep???

Tim: he wasn't, it's winter

Jason: and??

Tim: he probably wasn't able to sleep, so he was making sure we're all warm so we don't catch a cold

Damian: He just left my room

Jason: damn, the older he gets the crazier...

Dick, reading all the messages in the morning: what the heck

Dick: so the winter fairy isn't real :c??

Just finished season 3 of Umbrella Academy and can I just say Allison was way scary and her powers evolving is pretty cool. But am the only one who thinks that part with Luther was too far?