Everyone, including the birds in question, call Batman's cape "the bird cage."
His birds will just walk up to him and say "bird cage?" and he'll open up his cape and let them hide, if they bother to say anything at all.
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Red Hood, grumbly:..... Bird Cage?
[Bruce, fighting back both tears and a giant grin, opens up his cape just enough for Jason to squeeze in]
Dick, muffled, from under the cape: Aw, little wing, it's good to see you in here again!
Tim, also muffled: I'd appreciate it if you'd get off my foot though, before you break it, Brick House.
Jason, now muffled as well: Oh waaah, baby bird, your hollow little bones too fragile?
Ollie:.... How many of them are under there??
Bruce:....All of them.
Barry: How?!
Bruce: You're asking me like I'd know. I stopped questioning it. They won't tell me.
tdp writers giving us season 4: i noticed you like emotional whiplash. here have a few more!
me struggling to carry it all : um I don’t think I can take all this.
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Sit and wait in the depths of the oceans. Sacrificing their weakest to be devoured by the walking flesh beings. While they wait for humanities inevitable demise at their own hands. Then and only then will they make shells out of our skulls and kingdoms out of our bones.
I love the idea that Battinson!Bruce in spite of his whole everything is like a really good dad, like thrives as a father. Like he is a compassionate, caring, attentive, understanding dad which he should be. Also I imagine that everyone in the Polycule(Talia, Selina, Khoa, even Gordon if that’s your thing) are both surprised and into it. Like yeah Selina was into Bruce for a while but she was lost when she saw him teach Jason how to tie a tie. He was Talia’s beloved but she was committed when Damian fell asleep on his lap after a panic attack. Khoa was into Bruce but got weak in the knees when he saw Bruce give Tim dating advice.
Gabriel: you’re both grounded! I want you BOTH in Adrien’s room so I can keep an eye on you two, you’re strictly forbidden from going outside!!
Adrien and Felix, with their collective braincells:
That’s what I was thinking about too.Because with all these students who so happens to be from influential back grounds( adrien’s dad and him being a model, Aurore being a slight celebrity, chloe’s parents, Alix’s dad, etc). It can be a assumed that the school is for important people or at least their kids. And shouldn’t that mean that security would be tighter? And if they are cameras and stuff, they should really check them more often:/
Was I the only one baffled that the school had NO security cameras to look at to see if Marinette really pushed Lila of the stairs?
They never mention any cameras at all It would’ve been easy to say they were under repair but no! Nothing is mentioned about them. Do they not have any cameras at all? If so,that’s convenient and Lila just doing this without checking for any cameras makes her seem reckless.
Random thoughts for a marinette in the league of assassins x damien with batman.
she just pulls a meet him at the docks. she’s standing there like skipping rocks and then robin + like any batfam member drops behind her. she’s like wearing a trench coat and a red beret(LB hinting). she turns around and greets robin all sweet n shit (giving “hello beloved”).
cue bruce having a heart attack/flashback and the rest of the fam giggling n shit. damien a bit flushed but still communicating effectively regardless of being kinda embarrassed/annoyed.
let’s be honest they would be effective enough to get shit done AND flirt (well when their comfy with each other)
Had this idea way back when we first saw the Grimwalker graveyard in King’s Tide. The chances of this happening a pretty slim, but i wanted to get the idea out anyway
Had so much fun with the composition and speech bubbles of this, i gotta gotta gotta draw some more Collector art at some point
ok idk but like spoilers (i think) about Lila
So like if you’ve seen the clips, Lila Rossi is literally never who she seems to be. So I showed my friend that clip of Lila taking off that wig all dramatic like. And my friend said the funniest thing.
“what if Lila has like, just a room full of the same wig just for moments to allow her to dramatically dispose of them”
And I swear that was so funny to me. like imagine just Lila combing her wigs and plotting the demise of her enemies.