au where Jason stays with Talia and Damian after being resurrected because he’s gone slightly insane and wants to commit murder and Talia is having none of that, nope, gonna convince child to stay at my side until the Pit wears off, Ra’s be damned.
fast forward a few years, Jason has mostly chilled out, though is still down to murder criminals. He spends most of his time annoying the hell out of Ra’s and sometimes running missions behind Ra’s back for Talia. He’s basically Damian’s older brother. Probably goes by either Jay or Jace, but Damian at least is aware that his full name is Jason since he’s heard Talia use it. Jason has thought about letting the bats know he’s alive, but always backed out.
then Talia sends Damian to live with Bruce. Jason is often away on his own by this point, for missions or just because he wants to travel, and isn’t there when this happens.
now, Damian is an absolutely brat, and everyone immediately is like “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.” they’re going through the house and Damian is making snotty comments about everything when suddenly he freezes, surprising everyone. He squints at a portrait on the wall.
“…who’s that?” he asks slowly.
Bruce stiffens.
“Ah, that’s… Jason. Jason Todd. The second Robin. He… died, a while ago,” Dick explains with a sad, faraway smile.
“…..riiiiiiight,” Damian says slowly. Suddenly a whole lot of things make sense – he knows Jay came back from the dead, but he doesn’t know how Jay and Mother knew each other. “If you’ll excuse me. I need to make a phone call.”
He sprints out of the room.
(Talia, for the record, definitely knew this was going to happen when she sent Damian to Bruce.)
Two weeks later Damian tows a reluctant young man with black hair into the Batcave, trailed by an astonished Alfred.
“Damian!” Bruce says, horrified. “You can’t just bring strangers into the Cave! It’s completely irresponsible, do you have any ideas what the consequences could be for us-”
There’s a crash, and they all turn to stare. Dick is staring at Damian and the newcomer, stunned, his chair lying sideways on the ground. “That’s impossible,” he murmurs, voice shaking. “You’re –”
Damian rolls his eyes. “Jace isn’t a stranger, Father. He’s my brother.”
“Brother-?” Bruce turns to look at the man, and promptly drops the files he’s holding.
Jason Todd smiles nervously at him. “Hey, old man. Long time no see.”
EDIT: I have more! Check out Way Too Many HCs I Have for this AU because it’s pure fluff and I’m living for it at the moment
EDIT 2: This au is now called “Remained”! All posts for to it can be found at the “remained au” tag.
What’s with all the “new to Tumblr” blogs in the main TDP tag bashing the first s4 episode?
Everyone, including the birds in question, call Batman's cape "the bird cage."
His birds will just walk up to him and say "bird cage?" and he'll open up his cape and let them hide, if they bother to say anything at all.
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Red Hood, grumbly:..... Bird Cage?
[Bruce, fighting back both tears and a giant grin, opens up his cape just enough for Jason to squeeze in]
Dick, muffled, from under the cape: Aw, little wing, it's good to see you in here again!
Tim, also muffled: I'd appreciate it if you'd get off my foot though, before you break it, Brick House.
Jason, now muffled as well: Oh waaah, baby bird, your hollow little bones too fragile?
Ollie:.... How many of them are under there??
Bruce:....All of them.
Barry: How?!
Bruce: You're asking me like I'd know. I stopped questioning it. They won't tell me.
just a thought but if the next game is following atreus in egypt, you’d think his new weapon would be a pair of khopesh. wouldn’t that be cool?
sometimes I think Katniss only had kids after 15yrs cuz that was probably the age Prim was when she died…
Am i the only one that found hunter blowing a raspberry at kiki kinda off in the moment. then seeing the end it makes more sense now?
Things that make me happy: thinking about the Clois/Batcat double date
Things that make me angry again: thinking about how they cancelled the Bruce/Selina wedding
Tim doesn’t come out to the media, he just posts this as soon as June 1st hits and immediately turns off notifications , Bernard meanwhile is laughing like a madman next to him reading the comments 😌 Happy Pride 🏳️🌈🌈
Random thoughts for a marinette in the league of assassins x damien with batman.
she just pulls a meet him at the docks. she’s standing there like skipping rocks and then robin + like any batfam member drops behind her. she’s like wearing a trench coat and a red beret(LB hinting). she turns around and greets robin all sweet n shit (giving “hello beloved”).
cue bruce having a heart attack/flashback and the rest of the fam giggling n shit. damien a bit flushed but still communicating effectively regardless of being kinda embarrassed/annoyed.
let’s be honest they would be effective enough to get shit done AND flirt (well when their comfy with each other)