Artemis, entering: Apollo, where is- Who is that?
Apollo, holding baby Nico: Hm? Him? Oh, this is Uncle Hades' son. His name is Nico. He's squishy
Artemis: Well, he is adorable *approaches*
Apollo: *turning away* Hey, back off. He's my squishy. Get your own.
Artemis:
Bianca: *tugs on Artemis' clothes*
Artemis: *looks down* Oh...well hello there. *picks her up* What's your name?
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Bianca: Uncle, look! I found a seashell!
Poseidon: Oh, that's a pretty one, Bianca. It's shiny, too.
Bianca: Can I keep it?
Poseidon: Of course
Nico, pulling Poseidon's arm: Uncle Popo! Uncle Popo!
Poseidon: Woah. Slow down there, Nico. What's wrong?
Nico: Look! *shows baby turtles crawling to the sea*
Poseidon: Oh, look at that. They're going to the sea for the first time.
Nico: We have to help them! *tries to pick one up*
Poseidon: Uph! Not so fast, little one. We can't do that.
Nico: But-
Poseidon: They have to do it on their own. Or else they'll never learn how.
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Bianca: AARRGH!
Ares: *sigh* C'mon. One more time
Bianca: I don't wanna anymore. This is stupid. >:(
Ares: Look, it's normal to fall on your first few times.
Bianca: But I've been practicing for months now.
Ares: Doesn't matter; you'll still fall. Doesn't matter how good you are. You'll still make mistakes. But if you want to be better than now, then you have to keep going. Understand?
Bianca: Yes, Mr. Ares.
Ares: Alright, c'mon. Stand up, dust yourself off, and let's perfect this dance.
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Nico, playing with Hera's peacocks: Hehe, hehe. Pretty.
Hera: Who are you?
Nico: Hm?
Hera: How did you get in here?
Nico: I-I...
Hera: What are you doing in here?
Nico: ...the peacocks...
Hera: What?
Nico: The peacocks were hungry. So I gave them food. They took me in here.
Hera:
Nico: I'm sorry, Ms. Hera.
Hera: *sigh then picks him up* You shouldn't be here, little one. Olympus is not a playground for you to wander on.
Nico: I'm sorry.
Hera: And it's very rude to enter someone's chambers without their permission.
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Aphrodite, waking up: *looks in the mirror to see her hair full of flowers* What the-
Aphrodite: *looks back in her bed*
Nico: *sleeping with a basket of flowers on the side of the bed*
...
Bianca: Ms. Aphrodite
Aphrodite, braiding Bianca's hair: Yes, Bianca?
Bianca: What if I don't want to fall in love? Will you get mad at me?
Aphrodite: Of course not. Love isn't for everyone. Some people prefer to focus on other things like their work or something else.
Bianca: But...I don't wanna be lonely
Aphrodite: You don't have to be. Just because you don't want to fall in love with others doesn't mean they don't love you. And it wont always be a romantic kind of love.
Bianca: What do you mean?
Aphrodite: Hmm, you know how you love your brother very much? Well, that's a different kind of love. Or when you love your friends, that's also a different kind of love.
Bianca: So...you'd be okay if I never get a husband?
Aphrodite: Of course I would. You'd only be hurting yourself if you're forcing yourself to love someone you don't really love. *finishes braiding her hair* And, done!
Bianca, looks in the mirror: ...wow
Aphrodite: Do you like it?
Bianca: I love it...I look like mama
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Nico: O-once...up-upon...a time... *trying to read Puss in Boots*
Athena: You're doing well, Nico.
Bianca, pointing to a word in her book: Ms. Athena, what does this word mean? Exqui-Exquisite?
Athena: It's an adjective. When something is exquisite, it means it looks beautiful.
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Nico: Choo choo! Uncle Hepha! Can I play with choo choo?
Hephaestus: Sure, why not? Just don't touch it, okay? You'll hurt yourself.
Bianca: Uncle Hephaestus, can you please fix this? *shows him a trinket*
Hephaestus: What is it? *takes it*
Bianca: It was our mama's music box. When you open it, it should make a pretty sound and the people in the middle should dance around. But they stopped dancing.
Hephaestus: Alright. I'll try and fix it. But I can't guarantee you that I can
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Nico: HAHAHAHAHA! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!
Hermes: Nico, we've run around 5 times already. You're gonna throw up at this point
Nico: No, I'm not.
Hermes: Yes, you are. That's enough running around.
Nico: Aww :(
Hermes: How about instead, we go and prank your Uncle Apollo? :D
Nico: YEA!
Hermes: What are we thinking? Cut the reigns on his chariot? Cover his chambers in tin foil? Shoot him in the butt?
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Zeus: Ah! Hello, little ones. Why don't you come here and give your uncle Zeus a hug?
Bianca:
Nico:
Zeus: Come on
Nico: *throws the dummy sword Zagreus gave him*
Bianca: *throws the dummy sword Achilles gave her*
Zeus: Ow!
Hades: ...good work, children! :D
Part Five; they're teenagers, don't freak out
Post mission fun ✨💫
Bianca… C’mon. Still, what Cupid did sucked and I’m under the firm belief he should’ve apologised. But they’re Gods, so doubt it’ll happen.
Bianca: Lady Aphrodite?
Aphrodite: Ah, Bianca. Hello, what brings you here?
Bianca: I've come to talk to you about your son.
Aphrodite: Eros?
Bianca: Cupid.
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Eros: Mother. You wanted to see me?
Aphrodite: I heard...about that incident back in Croatia.
Eros: Croatia? Oh, as Cupid, yes.
Aphrodite: ...you forced Nico di Angelo to admit his sexuality.
Eros: Yes, I did.
Aphrodite:
Eros:
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Jason, carrying a box: Nico! You have a package!
Nico: Oh, from who?
Jason: Uhhh *looks then looks confused* Lady Aphrodite
Everyone:
Piper: Why would my mom send you something?
Nico: Dunno. Last I saw her was when I went with Zagreus on his run *opens the box then gasps*
Hazel: What is it?
Nico: *pulls out a bouquet of smeraldo flowers*
Frank: What flowers are those? I've never seen them before.
Annabeth: They're smeraldo flowers. I thought those flowers didn't really exist?
Jason: Looks like Lady Aphrodite found a way.
Percy: There's a note
Nico: *opens the note* Dear Niccoló, I want to express my sincerest apologies for my son's behavior. Please accept these flowers as a small gesture to convey how deeply sorry I am on his behalf.
Everyone:
Nico: *looks back and forth at the flowers and the letter* ...oooooh.
Leo: I think there's something written at the back, too.
Nico: *flips the card* P.S. Please tell your sister that, although her suggestion to...pluck every single feather he has on his wings was tempting to his father, we've decided not to go through with it.
Everyone: *looks at Bianca at the other end of the table*
Bianca: *eating a sandwich* ...it was just a suggestion.
Achilles writing the codex:
AHH DRAWING THE CAST AS THERE CHARACTERS 🫶
Bianca: Where are we going?
Persephone: We're gonna go see Uncle Apollo
Nico: The sun god?! :D
Persephone: Yeah.
Bianca: Wont that hurt Papa?
Hades: No, angioletta, the sun doesn't hurt me. I'm not a vampire.
Arrival:
Apollo: Oh, hey, guys. Didn't expect you for another hour.
Hades: We decided to be early.
Apollo: Okay, well, uh, c'mon in.
Entering:
Nico: *realizing he's in a doctor's office*
Apollo: Okay, who's first? *holds up a vaccine*
Nico: *GAAASSSP* NOOOO! *tries to get away*
Hades: *picks him up off the ground easily*
Apollo:
Persephone: ...uhm, Bianca, sweetheart, why don't you go first?
Bianca: *hiding behind Persephone* Will it hurt?
Apollo: Only a little bit.
Hades, holding a squirmy Nico: Niccoló, you need- to get- vaccinated!
Nico: NO! I DON'T NEED! AAARHSOVJSMZOF
Persephone: Bianca, you also need to get vaccinated. Go sit on that chair next to Apollo
Bianca: *hesitantly goes over*
Apollo: Don't worry, kiddo. This'll be quick *gives her the shot* See? That wasn't so bad!
Bianca:
Bianca: *cries loudly then runs over to Persephone*
Nico: *starts to cry because Bianca is crying*
Hades: Give it now. Give it now while he's still!
Apollo: *gives Nico the shot* Okay...they should be good.
Persephone: Thanks, Apollo. Sorry about this
Apollo: Eh, normal reaction. Now, you said you wanted to vaccinate three of your kids?
Hades:
Persephone:
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Zagreus: NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Hades: Zagreus, you're siblings went through with it, so will you
Zagreus: They're half human! They have to get shots! I don't! I am immune to all! I am no weakling!!!
Persephone: ZAGREUS, YOU COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW AND GET VACCINATED OR NO RUNS FOR THE NEXT CENTURY!
Jay is feeling like Odysseus XDXDXD
ALSO WTF POSEIDON????
"Aren't you tired, Poseidon?
It's been 2600 years, how long will this go, man?"
the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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