Dont Get Me Wrong I Love This Line Too But Let's Not Pretend She Doesnt Know What She's Saying. She's

Telemachus: *Appears wearing a helm and wielding a spear like Athena's, and takes on the suitors* The whole fandom:

OH MY GOD IM DYING ITS SO TRUE (Or is it though….)

so jorge lied,

Zues don’t you dare harm my girl. I would threaten to kill you but I know full well she would do a better job of doing that than I ever would.

Found this on Jay's second account from back in 2021. Thought I'd just leave it here.

i promised you 🦋

(crossposting from x, bsky, & ig)

When I tell you I screeched in sheer panic. I felt like a Trojan whos totally unsuspicious wooden horse offering burr open to reveal an army bent on destroying you.

Mr. Jalapeno YESTERDAY: The Wisdom Saga will come out in the next few months! Most likely smetime before the end of the year, but no promises!😉

Me: Oh ok, that seems reasonable. This saga sounds REALLY packed.

Mr. Jalapeno TODAY: The Wisdom Saga is coming out in 21 days.

Me: *panics in Winionese*

I’m truly not ok, is it because of the contents of the text or the fact I could read the actual screenshot? We’ll never know.

This is so funny

Odysseus has a habit of looking to Eurylochus for things (see: ‘Eurylochus get the harpoons’ ‘Eurylochus go make sure this island is secure’ and ‘Eurylochus light up six torch-)

Anyways

If Odysseus at some point in Act 2 turns around to ask for something from his second in command and realises he’s not there anymore I’m going to curl up in a ball and cry.

Sorry, but the whole “Hector is wearing Achilles’ own armor, taken from my corpse. It looks, almost, as if Achilles is chasing himself.” part just has me thinking… Who is Achilles truly hunting down on that battlefield? The man who killed Patroclus, or the man who let Patroclus walk into his demise? Who is Achilles trying to punish? Who is he truly trying to kill? Hector or himself?

such a pretty boy

*loads gun*